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And when they chase turtlespeed down and it's proven that there was NO WAY he could have been in Chicago that day............Ummm.........they won't feel very smart will they? That would be like me saying I did it from 7000 miles away! Lighten up...........are you eating too much bran? Perhaps it was the case of Corona talking, but I stand by the statement I had on the other thread--Whuffo mayors in a quest to keep Meigs closed will use this jump as another example of why it should stay closed. Whomever made this jump is a selfish asswipe. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

i think it is funny - they are probably looking for some locals . . . I cought a flight out right after we got back and stowed our gear . . . Silly coppers, BASE is fro real. Anyone could get your USPA license # and match it to the issue of parachutist that includes your name. Then add your posting, which might be considered a confession... Getting Meigs reopened is a lot more important than a stupid fucking base jump. Thanks a lot, asswipe. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Well, the artificial reality it presents, the faux niceness enforced. Life entails people calling you a prick if you warrant it. It's too touchy-feely. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Great, your little stunt will probably make it more difficult for those of us who want to see Meigs re-opened. I hope you get caught, fucko. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Over his head in a parking lot puddle. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Excuse me??? I thought the role of the police was to enforce the law, not to decide what should or shouldn't be legal. They're not making the law here, they are basing their opinions off existing law. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

So the landing is the only tresspass? Where did they land? You'd think that the tresspass would be the exit point part, not the landing. "To Land"= With regard to a piece of real estate. i.e. the crane. Land in this case is a noun, not a verb. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Clicky! This cat seems to be less than ecstatic... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/attention/attention_whore2.jpg Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

"Fuck." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

P.S.: Fuck, fuck, fuckkity fuck fuck fuck. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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Do you suck dick? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

...To fart so foully that you scare the cat out of the room? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I like mine, but some people have zero sense of humor when you don't use a nickname, even when it's a joke.[/rant] Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

This is true. Ever see what a cat does to a mouse before it kills it? And what about that video posted here a while back that showed the monkey abusing the tigers for what appeared to be shits and giggles? The cat has predatory instincts. The human abusing animals is just being a sadistic prick, unless he plans on consuming said feline. If he does, he should dispatch said feline with as little pain as possible. ...He just ought not to do so in my presence, as I own multiple non-lethal weapons, and have an attorney who will get me acquitted. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I knew this one jumper who whined like a little girl about the fact that his USPA D license (he had like 201 jumps) did not rate him anything on his Army uniform. What a dork. Edit: P.S. If you got your wings at USAFA, don't wear them around Airborne troopers. They will fuck with you, and rightfully so. (no, not personal experience.) [/pogue] Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Neko will gladly give you as much cat shit as you want. (shipping and handling fees apply.) Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/structure/USER-RELATED/go%20away/ermey.jpg Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

sounds like a personal problem to me Maybe find another picture of it's liking and rub them together. No seirously. How do i do a link. i have a photo on photobucket that is funny. Unless it's of your tits, don't bother. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

That's just mean. Not "Heheheh..I'm silly evil" mean, just crappy lousy mean. Why do people hate cats? They don't harm anyone. Their poop may stink, but so does yours. They're furry little tactile snugglers, with claws. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

AF- Either: -Take USAFA's AM 490 ("5 jump chumps") and get the wings with blue thread. I've heard it's mostly hop-n-pops. The only catch is you go solo from jump 1. Those wings are basically a USAFA Fraternity pin. I'd wager 90% of USAF people wearing wings are "5 Jump Chumps." -Go thru the Army's Airborne school, get your ass kicked, get the wings embroidered with black thread (the ones people respect). Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Show us your tits. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I just fixed my kitten. $220 with her 2nd round of shots, and it saves me the potential cost of rearing six kittens for 2 months. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I'm guessing yer "Knickers," and because you have a fetish for rotten UK teeth. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.