ExAFO

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  1. Are you speaking of the Texan? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  2. "A sign you're doing things right." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  3. 1. Some guys are looking for a shag right after getting home from work. It's not our fault if we're asleep when you finally get interested. 2. Razor or waxing--learn it, love it. 3. Odor matters. Consider a shower foreplay, not just that you're stinky. I'm stinky too. 4. Initiate things sometimes...A little aggression from the ladies will be repaid tenfold. No one likes a dead fish... 5. The first nut might not as long lived as the subsequent ones. Consider oral to take care of that fact. 6. Be a freak in bed. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  4. Solutions: USAFA USMA USNA USCGA ROTC Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  5. 4 stop signs...The "Problem" is that you shouldn't be driving. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  6. I like Lemurs. Their antics are entertaining. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  7. Well, I spent a lotta time in TX when I was in the USAF. Good beer, hot women. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  8. Hell, that's the only way I get posts into the SC lately. I'm apparently just a huge meanie. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  9. ExAFO

    Is it odd...

    ...To be completely into skydiving, but completely adversed(sp?) to BASE? I guess my thought process is one of why take away the already thin margin for error in skydiving? Or is it a lesser version of the Whuffo v. Jumper dynamic? Edited for my crappy spelling. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  10. Yes, that and you need to get a gun. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  11. Sarcasm? Having worked with/around people who go way overboard with E, I can say that they were fucking delightful on tuesday, when their serotonin levels were fucked. Fortunately, I fired one of them. The other quit. One popped positive on a drug screen, the other quit when I asked them to take one. For the record, I documented their odd behavior prior to asking for the screen Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  12. It's overkill to make it a govt mandate. But...I will say this: I prefer a girl with curves. Too skinny--the sex is like banging a duffle bag full of baseball bats. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  13. Tiger fluffer for Siegfried and Roy? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  14. Meh, the upside is that they increase their chances of removing themselves from the gene pool via overdose. I had zero pity for the people who died from using Fentanyl-spiked heroin. Meth--fuckers made it a huge pain in the ass to buy fucking sudafed. I hope your trailer trash ass goes up when the lab explodes. X--you want it, you got it. When it runs out and your serotoin is bottomed out on suicide tuesday, please be sure to get your whole head in front of the shotgun. Thank you for calling! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  15. 23,000,000 Euros...that's like, what, ten bucks? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  16. Click Me! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  17. ExAFO

    Juice box

    Do you mean boobs in a box? Chris Nope, boobs trump almost everything. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  18. ExAFO

    Juice box

    Boobs. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  19. Manchester United v. Arsenal. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  20. Captions? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  21. Heh. The History Channel just said that CHAIN SAWS cause 40,000 casualties (deaths and injuries) a year.... BAN CHAINSAWS!!! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  22. What part would that be, Professor? (Being a mod does not allot one a free pass to PAs.) Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  23. Name it "Kittens in a Blender, LLC." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  24. I'm guessing this "Journalist" is a fat waste of fucking space who grafts her cottage cheese-looking ass onto the couch on the weekends instead of living life. Fucking Douchebag. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  25. "Crepuscular." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.