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I'm split on this one. Great for you - because it's what you wanted - but . . . a lawyer . . .I don't know. Would it be ok If I wanted to be a prosecutor? You know, be "The Man," the people the SC whiners kvetch about? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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People who drive with their furry, little rat dogs on their laps....
ExAFO replied to flyinghonu's topic in The Bonfire
When the owner/assholes are not looking, offer Tinkerbelle a chocolate bar... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
It's more of a place to get in touch with your spiritual side. It is a sacred place. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sacred A place to get away from people talking about the normal day to day things, and focus on spirituality. You are welcome to visit any of the thousands of meetinghouses throughout the world. http://www.mormon.org/question/worship/1,8578,797-1,00.htmlThose are where most of the sinners are healed....if you will. And as far as I can remember, all of us are sinners. And apparently you have to kiss some old guy's arse and be sure to give enough of your money to some door-to-door pair of bicycle riding dorks to be considered worthy enough. Gone are the days of repent and be forgiven.... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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How do I pass a drug test. (hard scientific evidence please)
ExAFO replied to PowderdToastMan's topic in The Bonfire
Definitive answer is DONT SMOKE DOPE. It's called DOPE for a reason. Personally I hope you fail the test, if you were that interested you wouldn't be getting high. Wow man that's freakin harsh. So is life, "man." Grow up. The world is not there to validate anyone's self-esteem. Actions have consequences...suck it up, buttercup. No I won't just "suck it up" MAN I do believe that was a harsh answer. And big deal if im not grown up enough. I don't wanna be Great. Now get back to mopping the floor. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
These "people" are nothing but bipedal vermin. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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Anyone who's seen "Munich" knows the following: You should not fuck with God's chosen people. The Israelis will seriously fuck up anyone who screws with them. Just ask the losers of the wars fought against them. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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Have you seen the uglyass sprawl that is festering in former agricultural lands near DZs, GA airports, forest preserves, etc??? We should do more urban renewal. At least the justice will be sweet. All these asshats will be SOL when the oil runs out, and they have to move back to the city and take the subway.
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Warren Buffett put a billion up for a 300 mpg car
ExAFO replied to mirage62's topic in Speakers Corner
At least you can use the CTA or Metra. Damned suburbs have none of the former, and very little of the latter. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
Hmmm...So the Temple is a museum of Saints, not a hospital for Sinners... No thanks. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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I like kittens. They're fluffy and say "Meow." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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I like kittens. They're fluffy. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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How do I pass a drug test. (hard scientific evidence please)
ExAFO replied to PowderdToastMan's topic in The Bonfire
Mathematically/statistically speaking, it is. (other than surgical sterilization) Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
How do I pass a drug test. (hard scientific evidence please)
ExAFO replied to PowderdToastMan's topic in The Bonfire
Correct. For instance, when you say things like "suck it up, buttercup" people tend to laugh at you. It's obvious you never had anyone teach you the "Mind over Matter" rule of drugs v. HR: They don't mind firing you, and your opinion of their actions does not matter. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
How do I pass a drug test. (hard scientific evidence please)
ExAFO replied to PowderdToastMan's topic in The Bonfire
Definitive answer is DONT SMOKE DOPE. It's called DOPE for a reason. Personally I hope you fail the test, if you were that interested you wouldn't be getting high. Wow man that's freakin harsh. So is life, "man." Grow up. The world is not there to validate anyone's self-esteem. Actions have consequences...suck it up, buttercup. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
How do I pass a drug test. (hard scientific evidence please)
ExAFO replied to PowderdToastMan's topic in The Bonfire
That's funny. Ever met anyone outside of your church group? Listing the drug of choice respectively; pot, coke, all, meth, booze, all. Well Slick, your ad hominem attacks aside (and I'm not even a church goer), I firmly believe that anyone in the above-listed groups should not be allowed to use illicit drugs, as they would be putting the lives and welfare of others at risk for their own hedonistic narcissism. Ya see Skippy, irresponsibility and being a productive member of society tend to be mutually exclusive... Don't like it? Tough shit. That's the reality you live in. All the hippy feel-good dumbshit in the world won't change a damn thing. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
How do I pass a drug test. (hard scientific evidence please)
ExAFO replied to PowderdToastMan's topic in The Bonfire
If this is for a Teaching, banking, construction, driving, flying, or foodservice job--I hope you fail. Those kind of jobs would be better accomplished by someone who does not use illicit drugs. Other than that, go for it. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
How do I pass a drug test. (hard scientific evidence please)
ExAFO replied to PowderdToastMan's topic in The Bonfire
What he said. If you use illicit drugs, I don't want you trusted with my: Money Food Education Energy needs Transportation Family's well-being ...because you have shown yourself to be irresponsible, considering what drugs do to the human body. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. -
Any butt sex? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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FedEx. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU What's that saying they have in the Navy? Oh yeah--"It's not gay if you're underway." "Seaman Semen, Meet Rear Admiral." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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Fixed it for you. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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"Cunt." "Cunty-Cunt-Cunt-Cunt." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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And you'd be as much a criminal, and deserving of punishment as those who do so are. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.