kmcguffee

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  1. Hell, while we're going there, why not three? We could add an instantly inflatable blow up 'crash cushion' (kind of like a car's airbag) in case those all fail. For good measure we could also carry a pair of jumper cables because everyone knows they will get hung on something. You'd never make it to the ground carrying jumper cables! j/k
  2. I, for one, am worried because I plan on still being here then (you know with all the healthy eating and exercise I do ). I'm pulling out my old erector set to start building my escape ship now.
  3. ROFLMAO.....that is good! [Guy1] What are you doing? [Guy2] Washing my hands. [Guy1] Why, did you piss on them?
  4. kmcguffee

    You know,

    OK, let's test my theory. My theory is that ANY post on this forum is only 6 posts away from boobies or sex. Kind of like the 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon game.
  5. Seems to happen fairly often. A group was blown up at the demo range in Fort Benning in 1995. GOLDEN RULE: NEVER let anyone else hold the detonator while YOU are going down range.
  6. Are you attached? I like your priorities.
  7. I should have guessed that you would name a bunch of beers that no one has even heard of. Except Sam Adams of course.
  8. Optimus Prime! Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation! Now.........if I only knew what a lorry was.
  9. Whoa...........back off of Arkansas dude!
  10. There should be a law against anything that combines fruit and beer!
  11. Followed by a whack upside the head! Holy Crap!
  12. It's got to be Jack Daniels for me! [hey, that rhymes]
  13. Nice selection! Haven't had the 'Stella Arois' but the name is cool.
  14. Fosters=piss beer. NEXT! Where is that Rhino kid and his Corona crap!
  15. What is the best beer availabe today? I don't want to hear any weak 'it depends on your tastes' crap either.
  16. LMAO.....for some reason the name Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter keeps popping up in my head.
  17. I was going to act like I was smart and not admit that..............but I figured somebody would bust me out.
  18. No problem, you don't have to like it, just drink it.
  19. Nope, it's a Javelin. Says so in the top right hand corner of my Windows Media Player. Javelin is replacing the Dragon. Has a top down attack, yada, yada, yada, and is alot harder to shoot.
  20. LOL......now dats a fire! Just roll uncle Eddie around a little bit, he'll be awright.
  21. Nice tattoo but............what part of your body is that? Or do I not want to know.
  22. WHEW! Y'all really don't know how relieved I am to hear this! Now me an cousin Sue can go make some babies! Wish me luck!
  23. Guess that depends on how long it's been since I've done it!