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A bit untidy. Don't you love the Brit talent for understatement. Congratulations man! When it is hard to accomplish it just makes the results more enjoyable. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Yeah, that is an insult to Springer and Lake! I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Watch it with the Arkansas jokes! We have excommunicated Clinton. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

My wife did a tandem and didn't care for the freefall. She said it wasn't as exciting as she thought it would be (I guess I ruined her ). She also didn't like all of the wind in her face. She loved the canopy ride but really has no intention of pursuing her license. I've tried hard though! I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Hehe, he's sofa flyin. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

I thought you guys liked Blair. He seems to have a good reputation over here. Is there something we don't know? I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

LOL.....very funny but a little too true. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

No, it's true. He really doesn't get laid anymore since he got the boobies. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Alright, one more. How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces! If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do: The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors. The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire. The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter. The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

I believe that was the first time in about the last 10 years! We were feeling sorry for the Squids. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

I think on the yellow card that you have to get signed off it says a figure eight and a back loop. That is all I did. Your instructor will make the final call though. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

skymama, you should be able to zoom in on it. Look under 'View' on whatever program you are using. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooouch! I did something like that and I just left it alone. It will eventually just fall off but it will get caught on everthing and hurt like a mofo. Bandage it up good. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Check out the attachment. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

That's just how Corona tastes! ROTTEN! I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

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jumpjunky, I don't agree with everything that Israel is doing but the history of this conflict doesn't start with 1967. Israel occuppied Palestine in order to establish a buffer zone between them and the other Arab nations that, up to 1967, had launched offensives against them a total of three times. Actually no it is not. If it is done intentionally it is a war crime. Take Milosevic for example. Is he being charged as a terrorist? You probably need to reread the thread. With the amount of assistance we've given that country yes, I do find it wrong for him to threaten America. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Crap, I almost passed out reading this! Try one of these [.] j/k I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

OK.........that first one is not even a little bit funny! I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

LOL............that needs to be added to the "Hell will freeze over when.........." poll in the pub. Hell will freeze over when someone actually changes their mind during a political, religious, or philisophical debate on DZ.com. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.