JENNR8R

It's probably got more to do with the kind of women he goes for. I'm thinkin' he likes 'em wearing Latex and carrying whips! Quote So... all I need to do is to get a whip and become demanding... interesting... I wonder what I could get away with using this method? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You mean I can have my way with a man by demanding that they do something. Hummmm... I didn't know that...

I just ordered a new rig and chose dark gray, silver and white. I wanted it to have neutral colors so that any color jumpsuit or main that I use wouldn't clash with it. I also thought neutral colors would add to the resale value. When I was looking for my first used rig, I was fearful that it would end up being pink and purple. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Zicam for colds, oscillococcinum for flu. They are both homeopathic. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Look on eBay... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Eeeewwww, cat, snake or turtle shell??? Gives new meaning to a backyard barbecue... I wonder what frosty beverage he would serve??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Trivet Trinity Trinket What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Bite your tongue, woman. There's NO expiration date! Just wait a few years, Chica. You'll find out... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Some pink meat would be nice. Quote Sorry, the expiration date has already passed for my meat. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

What else ya got???? Quote What else do you need??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Nothing... I'm sitting here eating granola... ...but I'm prepared to grill some corn on the cobb the next time I get the inclination though...

This is the best lemonade you will ever taste... Old Fashioned Lemonade In the 1800's this is how people made lemonade. It's wonderful! This makes about a half gallon. All you need is: 3 large or 4 medium Lemons 1 cup Sugar 1 quart hot Water Peel the rinds from the lemons with a paring knife and cut them into ½" slices. Set the lemons aside. Place the rinds in a mixing bowl and sprinkle the sugar over them. Let stand for one hour so that the sugar begins to soak up the lemon oil. After the hour is up carefully pour the hot water over the sugared lemon rinds. Allow the mixture to cool for 20 minutes. Squeeze the lemons into a strainer over a two-quart pitcher. Pour the sugar mixture through the strainer into the pitcher. Throw away the rinds. Add ice and water to fill the pitcher. Stir the mixture well every time you pour a glass. Store in the refrigerator. Serve with ice cubes and it's just delicious on a hot summer day! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

And what's wrong with you coming up to Virginia? I still have that unopened bottle of Russian Vodka just waiting for a special occasion.

Just put it on the grill and turn until done. Quote How would I know that it's done? Would I time it like I do when I boil it? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I could be convinced to come over to your house. That sounds good!

Been there... done that... two months ago... They say it will get better with time. I don't think it matters much what your relationship with her was. It still hurts. The first week is the hardest. I'll be praying for you. Hang in there. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I don't grill a whole lot... partly because I don't have one... but it also takes a lot longer to prepare to grill stuff... (weird reason I suppose) Quote But you make your own pie crusts and fillings???... I'm disappointed... I was sure you'd have all kinds of interesting recipes for me. I might have to reconsider my marriage proposal. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

...and I mean with the real charcoal briquets that contain all of those carcinogens that adds so much flavor... What do you like to grill?... anything unusual?... care to share any secret recipes?... I had a friend who grilled corn on the cobb with the husks on. I don't remember how she did it. I think it involved soaking them in water first? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I exited at 17,000 one time. The pilot turned oxygen on in the Casa though. Yesterday I did 90 seconds from the 13,500 exit to the 5,000 waveoff. I was in my wingsuit though. Zoom! Zoom!

JENNR8R is the only one that has it right. Quote I was taught early on in my skydiving career the proper rules of beer etiquette. Of course, to make the beer gods truly happy, one must regularly contribute to the beer fund. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Ohmygosh!!!... I totally love the beard.

BEER RULES 1. An unwritten law, one as immutable and irrefutable as gravity and backed by history, states that skydivers enjoy the drinking of beer almost as much as flight itself. 2. A manifestation of this fact is the tradition of the buying by an individual skydiver a case of beer (that being twenty-four cans or bottles holding twelve or more ounces of beer, ale, or some similar such substance) for his or her fellow jumpers to celebrate the accomplishment of a particular feat or milestone in one's jump career. 3. It is generally recognized that the buying and drinking of such beer enhances that common bond shared by skydivers and contributes greatly to the body of knowledge concerning parachuting and its related activities. 4. It is a sad fact that some skydivers are ignorant of what constitutes a significant achievement (usually and henceforth referred to as a "first"). Equally sad is the fact that some unscrupulously thirsty jumpers will shamelessly try to "weasel" a case of beer out of a jumper for an inauspicious event. 5. Recognizing this, the following happenings are to be regarded as suitable occasions for buying beer. This list is not to be construed as exhaustive. 6. First jump (It is not required of students. They are simply encouraged to participate). 7. If more than one first is accomplished on a single jump, only one case of beer is required. 8. Participation is voluntary. If a skydiver chooses not to participate by buying, neither shall the skydiver enjoy the fruits of the accomplishments of others. 9. Non-drinkers may buy sodas and buyers may make up any part or whole of their purchase in soda for the enjoyment of those non-drinkers. 10. It is generally recognized that using a reserve parachute for the purpose of saving one's worthless, non-packing self from a gory death requires him to buy the saving rigger dinner or the bottle of liquor of his choice. 11. These articles are ironclad and binding. For the price of an additional six-pack, a sniveling skydiver may enlist the services of an S&TA to represent him or her in a hearing where the committee will rule against that skydiver a second time. Completing the student course of instruction First four way First eight way First CRW First time in the peas First night jump First kiss pass First competition First water jump First naked jump First jump on your own pack job First dead center (measured by a judge or electronic scoring pad on a three or five cm disc) First jump on a new main or new rig (purchased, not borrowed) Any license, award, rating, or badge Getting your name or photo in "Parachutist" Magazine Gross safety violations not resulting in serious injury or death Any jump ending in "00" First cutaway/reserve ride First jump from an aircraft not normally used at home drop zone First jump at a new drop zone First demo jump First save (you riggers thought you were getting off easy) Vomiting in the airplane or on another skydiver First round canopy jump (Geez, used to be the other way around) First broken bone First camera jump What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I'll bet there wasn't a dry eye in the place. Thanks for sharing that.

*** Manage expectations, be safe (casual date, public place for the first meetup), trust your instincts and enjoy it. Quote Oh, I wasn't asking because I was thinking about trying it. I just wanted to hear about other people's experiences. A few years ago, I registered on three sites. I only had one man express an interest in meeting me. He was a self-expressed couch-potato intellectual who was looking for a wife. I declined to meet him because I just wasn't looking for a marriage partner, and I didn't think it would be fair to him. I love to hear about success stories like my brothers. I know a few friends who have had good experiences too...