JENNR8R

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  1. Why of course my dear, it’s called a desert martini. He called me dear. I almost missed that!!! Now I need another beer to cry into... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  2. Olives with Corona??? Why of course my dear, it’s called a desert martini. "desert" like the place with cactus and not "dessert" the sweet stuff after dinner? Never heard of it. Never had a martini either though. Are there different kinds of martinis? or it is martinies? LisaH how do I spell it??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  3. It's spelled "thingies" Quote Disclaimer: Not responsible for spelling errors while under the influence of adult beverages. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  4. Well, this is the first time one of my threads has those little flame thingys. That must mean I owe beer. Who wants one? I'm serving them with grapes. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  5. As long as I weigh more than you, I'll worry about it. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  6. Well, it's a good thing that I stayed with fruity. I'm only allowed one beer on my diet. I've got five pounds that just won't go away. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  7. Olives darlin...olives. When lacking limes.... Another mistake... Oh well, I didn't have any olives either. Olives with Corona??? The grapes were really good though. Maybe I'll start a trend. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  8. Did you know that grapes taste really good with Corona? I didn't have any limes. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  9. You'd really like that wouldn't you? Ain't happening. I've only had one beer... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  10. Oh no Are ta tas/ta-tas supposed to be hyphenated? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  11. Nope, I can't be a man. The ta tas are still there. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  12. You want to get technical when I'm looped? You know the cardboard thingy... Cardboard tube thingie... Ohmygosh! Did I misspell thingie/thingy? I don't like to misspell words. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  13. You have a hole in your hand! Will I be okay when the beer wears off??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  14. The holder...or the tube? You want to get technical when I'm looped? You know the cardboard thingy... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  15. and I'm absolutely looped... Did you know that things look closer when you look through the end of a paper towel holder? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  16. Is it desirable to have a lot of foam on a beer? Personally, I think not. Why would anyone want foam in a float? I'm with Walt on this one. If you're good, you don't make a splash when the ice cream goes in... and I'm good... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  17. I won't eat anything coffee flavored. I've never had a cup of coffee in my life and anything, even ice cream, with a coffee flavor is gross!!! Now, pickled pigs feet is mighty good eatin.' What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  18. Wait a minute... You won't eat Wilbur, but Flipper is okay??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  19. Why don't we just use yr for both - people can then mentally fill it in as appropriate. The problem with "yr" is that I would mentally fill it in as "year." I'm already confused enough. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  20. They put the wrong name on it... ... Who is "Bruce"?... It should say "Sweet Tater." Very nice rig.
  21. It's all in how you phrase it... I'd say he was stealing from you. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  22. Well, rumor has it that you wanted him to find a replacement for you anyway. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  23. A thick slice of home-grown tomato (a big one so that all you need is one slice), mozzarella cheese, lots of alfalfa sprouts, and mayo on a whole wheat pita. It is time for lunch yet? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  24. Just don't try the ones out of the grocery store. They are nasty... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  25. I'll send you my recipe when I get home.