JENNR8R
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There is a "delete all messages" option at the top of the list. Sometimes I have nightmares that I accidentally pressed that option... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I don't feel so bad any more. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Since last September I have 1,513 received and 1,651 sent... I gotta start deleting them more often. It's becoming a part-time job going back and reading them to see if I should delete them. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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It's not a holiday, but a lot of places don't open as early as 8:00 a.m. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I'm a thoroughbred... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I've seen that picture before and wondered if it were a man or a woman. I decided it must be a woman. How could "it" shave? "It's" poor mother... makes me appreciate my kids. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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That stuff is NOT bad for your health - and very good for our laugh muscles. Quote Well, let me put it this way... I have a bruise that is three inches wide and six inches long where the sun don't shine from when I fell down. I could hardly sit on the airplane the next day... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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JennR8R: "I got into the Crown again." Quote You should be relieved to know that I gave the rest of the Crown away. I can't walk straight if I don't measure accurately how much I drink. That stuff's bad for my health. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Did they have fun? Quote I never opened my eyes the whole time... That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it. I can't say that it's somewhere that I would want to go back to, but I was curious. Frankly, I don't see the appeal. I didn't get to see a lap dance though. Walt offered to buy me one, but I declined. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Well... Walt was praying that we wouldn't leave him alone. He made us go to the ladies room separately. Now that ladies room was an experience as enlightening as the floor show! Why would there be 100 cigarette burns on the toilet seat? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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waltappel took jumpjunkie2004 and JENNR8R [aka, The Church Lady] on a date to a "tittie bar." He said it would be a cultural experience... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I'm the only type that is an admonition. B positive What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Tomorrow at this time, I will probably be standing in front of the baggage claim at the airport in Houston with JENNR8R! Ohmygosh! Is that tomorrow? I'd better pack something so that I'll have something to claim at the airport.
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At least it wasn't inside your shoes and you discovered it when you were rushing out of the house.
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Butter pecan... it doesn't even need to be good quality ice cream. I don't think I've ever had any bad ice cream. I take that back... coffee flavored is nasty... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Yeah, I was thinking a "Pukefest" would be preferable to a "Turdfest" any day... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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My caucasian pastor, with nine children and a congregation depending on him, gave one of his kidneys to a black woman member of the congregation. He said it was a no brainer. He had an extra, and she needed one. He only regrets that he only has one to give. That man lives his faith. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Feelin' left out of the Women's Forum? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Oh, I'll be there... And it will be great to meet you and a bunch of other DZ.commers too... But don't be surprised if I don't talk much. I've been a nervous wreck all week. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Thoughts? I think I might throw up... nervousness... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Can't Win for Losing
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But if you go down the bathtub aisle at Home Depot or Lowe's.... Walt Thanks for the warning! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and catch the scent of fresh butter fat. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle for fear of meeting up with Walt. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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It's not nice to yell. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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As a child, I knew that I would be "all grown up" when I started to drink coffee like my parents did. I haven't had a cup yet. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
