JENNR8R
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I think you missed the point. That amber liquid is the gold that the rainbow is pointing to... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I'm on a juice fast. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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My first thought when I read the "subject" was that you've been tinkering with your new tractor... Thought I should start calling you Tim "The Toolman" Taylor... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Maybe I can find a hitchhiker on the way home that's heard that song. I'm worried about my couch now... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Be honest, tell him straight, there's a 15 year old couch out there that hasn't been christened yet, if he's a real, god fearing man, he'll understand! Well that takes me to Matt1215's question. How does one do it? I thought I needed to be married... since I'm a God-fearing woman and all... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Well... what should I tell the boss about why I need to leave work? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Steak, pork, ham, orange roughy, chicken, chili... all in single serving packaging... spinach, broccoli, brussels sprouts... lots of ice to fill the cooler this weekend. I like to buy in bulk and separate it into single servings. I save money that way. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Gee... I have a couch that is 15 years old and ready for the trash heap that has never been christened... I don't think it really matters. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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It wasn't me. I hit the right front fender of the Mustang in 1967. I haven't made a Mustang Voodoo Doll to enact my revenge. I just wouldn't own one. So sorry for your loss... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Gee Whiz... I thought it would be my pumpkin bread. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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When did you go on your first night jump and how did you know you were ready? Quote I did my first night jump with about 80 jumps on New Years Day in Virginia (brrrrrr!), at a DZ that I had never jumped at before that day. It was a "spur of the moment" decision. Basically, a friend said, "I'll do it, if you'll do it." It was one of the most thrilling jumps I have ever done. I loved it! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Really? What was that dessert that you told me was your favorite? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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We need more government... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I think he's talking about the pickle relish (cucumbers). I had to look that one up. Apparently, botanically cucumbers are a fruit. But every diet that I have ever been on has listed them as a vegetable. And I've always grown them in a vegetable garden, along with that other vegetable, that's really a fruit, the tomato. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Nope, he listed fruit as one of the things he was eating in his sandwich. Where's the fruit? Maybe it's on raisin bread. Yuk! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Ummm, where's the fruit??? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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How did you guess??! Do you know me?!! Yes, I know you... You are a skydiving male... You are legion... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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...and the two passengers sit back and to either side for perfect weight balance and driving position. Quote Ahh, so you'd need two hot women of about equal weight to ride with you at all times? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Wow! If it were black, it would look like something Batman would drive. Want to get noticed, huh? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I noticed that too. And, it was in reply to my post. I've never "ass surfed" my wingsuit, thank you. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Ragtop Volkswagen Kharman Ghia. Quote My best friend's Dad had one of those. He kept it in a garage, and only took it out occasionally. He let me ride in it once. I got the impression that it was a Holy experience. I didn't know it was made by Volkswagen. It makes sense though. They owned one of the Volkswagen buses too. Not a lot of get up a go in that thing. Another fun car I remember was another friend's Dad's Checker. It had a large back seat area with a couple of foldup seats in front of the back seat bench. We always fought over who got to sit there. Apparently, the car was made to be a taxi. I have no idea why he owned one. It wasn't painted like a cab. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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that's it....just GRRRRRRRRRRRR. Unclench your teeth and you wouldn't sound so fierce. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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The first week I had my drivers license I hit a red Mustang. I've hated them ever since... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I've washed them in the washing machine on gentle with regular detergent, but I stand over it the whole time and do not allow the cycle to spin. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Today is the second anniversary of my 'A' license. I've done 353 jumps since then. Not bad for an old lady, huh? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
