JENNR8R
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Wanna borrow my horns for awhile??? I could take that halo off your hands for a few days. I don't think you could handle the job if we switched. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I am always amazed at how quickly people share confidences with me. *** It's that damn halo! You're funny! I love your quick wit.
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I am always amazed at how quickly people share confidences with me. I'm absolutely worthy of their trust, but I have no clue how they know that about me so quickly. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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That's one spiffy-lookin' car. Do you drive it much? It must be sooooo much fun cruising around town causing whiplash to passersby.
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I loved my 85 neon with 41.5 miles per gallon, 498.6 cruise range right up until I fell asleep on a centerline barrier with it. 165,000 miles on it. Quote Ohhhh, that's sad. What did you replace it with? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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She died... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I think he's using reverse psychology. After reading his post any skygirl would think she's the hottest thing on the planet if he would pay any attention to her... since his standards are so high and all... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Oh there are lot of male skydivers with his opinions. He's just courageous enough to write it down. Although, I doubt it will get him a date with a female skydiver any time soon. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Ok, I admit I do have a disco CD that I sometimes listen to in the car, but at least I don't blast it for the whole world to hear!!!! Quote Thanks for the tip... Now I know that if I reduce the volume in my minivan a bit I might be able to hear my soulmate out there somewhere... People have been complaining that I can't hear my cellphone ringing because I play my tunes too loudly... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I was putting gas in my car yesterday and in the fillup lane next to me was a shiny new minivan with "Stayin' Alive" blasting like hell. For you younguns, Stayin' Alive was an extremely popular song by the Beegees in the era of Disco. Quote Gee Walt... Did you get his license number by any chance? I'm pretty sure we were made for each other. I just bought the Beegees Greatest Hits CD and can frequently be seen groovin' to Stayin' Alive in my minivan. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Yeah, I like the first picture.
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It seems to me that they went from the bottom of the ear (a sideburn) to the top of the ear (no sideburn). What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I hope so. It seems like I've been noticing them more and more on guys these days. I was very angry when my husband shaved his off at the advice of his hairdresser. I loved the look. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Wanna go on a date? You want to go on another date? You took me to a "tittie bar" on our first date. How do you plan to top that? I dunno. His and hers colonics maybe? Nice.... ummm, let me get back with ya on that one, okay?... I gotta see if my chaperone is available... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Sure... I've already met the Muff Brothers and didn't flee. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Have you looked at my profile lately. I'm living in Quantanamo. I didn't think you would have that much fun and there's no conjugal visits allowed. Ummm... no wonder you aren't getting many dates. You want to be married before the first date. Is Quantanamo a synonym for prison? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Wanna go on a date? You want to go on another date? You took me to a "tittie bar" on our first date. How do you plan to top that? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Well... neither of you twin boys has asked JENNR8R on a date... humph... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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What's a shag? I thought it was a type of carpet that was popular in the 70s. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Come on and add your numbers - sorry I don't have a list of them (or join us for 2.5 and get yours too). Hey... I was at Flock 'n Dock 2.0 but didn't get a number. How do you get a number? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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We DID have fun, didn't we?? That poor waiter... I wonder if they ever got any Coronas? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Hey... if memory serves correctly, you bid $4.57 on Luke when I tried to auction him off. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Here's mine taken at Daniel's wedding in April. I finally got a daughter.
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Well geez, the subject was Crown. You know... that substance that makes the world tilt and I fall down and can't get up. Neither of us even felt the "sex in the cave" drink...
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Nope, I've been dry since Skyfest...
