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That'll have to wait until tomorrow for me to entertain you. I'm stuck at work today. I'm sure I can make you laugh at the Scott Miller Canopy Course. Is it Friday yet? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I'm here to make her laugh. So make me laugh. I'm bored. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

So what would you guide me to do? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Is it possible for the pot to call it's own kettle black? Quote Oh, I know why I post on here so much. I'm just wondering why you do. It would be nice to have some company.

... bored?... seeking enlightenment or information?... in need of some cheap entertainment? Why do you post on here so much? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Never been married, but if I was gonna change my name I would change it to something cool, like Jame Bond and go into bars ordering drinks to be shaken, not stirred. And when anyone asked me my name, I'd go, "Bond, James Bond." That would sound a lot better than, "Appel, Walt Appel". I think you'd lose some of the coolness factor when you ordered a soda "shaken, not stirred." What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

My companies retirement plan is for it's employees to work until they die. Not really... but I can't imagine ever retiring. I can't even imagine taking a week off of work. No one does my job when I'm gone, so it's twice as hard when I come back. I put the maximum amount allowed by law into my SAR-SEP every year. According to the retirement projections, I should have more than enough money to live on until I'm in my 90s. I also have long-term care insurance so I don't have to worry about my savings going to a nursing home. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

12 cups per day. I've done this for years. Four at breakfast, four at lunch, and four at dinner. I usually chug them down. It all comes out at once then. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Put your assets in a trust so it won't have to go through probate when you die. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I'll pray for you!

I just got a telephone call from my pastor. It has taken him three weeks, but he has found someone to take over my job with the church. Woo Hoo!!! After a few weeks of training that responsibility will be lifted from my shoulders.

So I should get greedy like the people around the man in the book? "Greed takes over him and everyone around him, and his life falls apart." I sleep quite well now. I can't see where adding greed to my life would help me sleep any better. I really feel sorry for these people. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

In that case, I like the embezzlement idea Quote All you'd be able to embezzle from them would be bills that you couldn't pay. ***....so let me get a jump-start on this....Jenn, will you marry me? Quote No... I have enough money for me, but I have a feeling I that I wouldn't if I were married to you... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Well, they certainly wouldn't spend any money on you. They are too busy spending more money than they have on themselves. I've paid the bills for the $12,000,000.00 woman for over ten years. I've probably written two checks to charity. I remember $100 to a zoo once, but she has no trouble spending $50,000.00 for knobs on her bathroom cabinets, or $75,000.00 for the initial design of her roof garden... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Ohmygosh, I feel your pain... My three beagles killed a rabid skunk in our backyard in December. We have a doggy door, and they were trying to drag it into the house. It wasn't even dead yet! Animal control finally came out, after much urging, to finish the job and take the carcass away. I was at work at the time, but there was someone here working on remodeling my bathroom. The only bathroom with a tub. He had removed it the day before. I found out that groomers don't want skunked dogs to bathe. I finally found one who would take them, but the stench permeated everything for at least six months. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Yep, our firm does tell them what would be wise to do with their money. But, we can't force our clients to take our advice. It's the old, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink scenario. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

At least we have a great life without all that money. Quote I think you have a great life because you don't have all of that money. We have a lot of clients who have high incomes. They aren't necessarily the happiest people in the world. Money just causes more problems. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Can't get water from a dry well. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I work for a financial advisory firm. One of our clients won the lottery 17 years ago. They get $400,000.00 per year for 20 years. Only three years left before the money stops coming in. So what do they have after $6,800,000.00? A house that will be paid for the year that the money stops coming. That's it... Every year they have borrowed on the next year's allotment. They were school teachers before winning. They haven't worked in 17 years. I have another client who had $12,000,000.00 at one point from the sale of a business. She is down to $2,000,000.00. She lives with a line of credit because it isn't enough. Question: How much money is enough? Answer: Just a little bit more. I worry about these people... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Here is another recipe that looked interesting: Marinated Chickpea Salad with Radishes and Cucumber ¼ cup extra-virgin Olive Oil 2 tablespoons fresh Lemon Juice 1 clove Garlic, minced ½ teaspoon Lemon Zest, finely grated ¼ teaspoon ground Cumin Salt and freshly-ground Pepper 1 (19 ounce) can Chickpeas, drained and rinsed 1 pound Cucumbers, thinly sliced crosswise 6 large red Radishes, thinly sliced ½ medium Red Onion, thinly sliced ¼ cup fresh Parsley, finely chopped In a large bowl, combine the olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, lemon zest and cumin and season with salt and pepper. Add the chickpeas and let marinate for at least 25 minutes, stirring occasionally. Just before serving, stir in the cucumbers, radishes, onion and parsley and season with salt and pepper. 6 servings What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Here is a recipe I found today. The picture of it looked wonderful with the almonds coating the chicken pieces: Almond Parmesan Chicken 1 split, bone-in Chicken Breast (about 3 lbs.) 1 Egg 1 cup sliced Almonds ½ cup grated Parmesan Cheese Sauce: 1 tablespoon Olive Oil ¼ cup chopped Red Onion 1 tablespoon minced Garlic 1 cup White Wine ¼ cup Teriyaki Sauce 2 teaspoons minced fresh Tarragon Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Remove skin and rib bones from chicken. Cut breast into four pieces. Beat egg in a shallow bowl. Place almonds in another shallow bowl. Roll each piece of chicken first in egg, then in almonds. Place in baking dish and bake 20 minutes. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and bake an additional 20-30 minutes, until almonds are golden brown and chicken is cooked throughout. Meanwhile, heat oil in a medium saucepan. Add onion and garlic and cook on medium heat until onion is caramelizing, about 5 minutes. Stir in wine, teriyaki sauce and minced tarragon. Bring to boil, then simmer until mixture is reduced by half, about 10 minutes (sauce will be thin). Strain. Divide sauce among four plates. Place a piece of chicken on each and accompany with steamed snap peas. 4 servings What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Nope... I just thought if I were demanding and carried a whip I could get him to put the boxes where I told him. It seems to work on you pretty well... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I was thinking about the UPS guy here at the office. I can just see it now... Zing... CRACK... "Put that box where I told ya, fool!" I'm just trying to figure out how to deal with the UPS guy's passive-aggressive behavior. He wouldn't spit on me if I were on fire. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I thought you said, you was past your expiration date...........Silly girl. Quote You never said I'd have to be fresh... Geesh... I wish I had known about this when I was married... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

No whips on me, please. Those things HURT!!!!!! I was thinking about the UPS guy here at the office. I can just see it now... Zing... CRACK... "Put that box where I told ya, fool!" What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.