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Do you have any other suggestions on how to mark this achievement that don't involve fornication? Hey baby... see my thread in the womens only section... ...is there any women here that would have pity sex with me? Quote I think pity sex would fall under the category of fornication. Maybe you don't know the definition: Fornication = voluntary sexual intercourse between two unmarried persons or two persons not married to each other. Brings a whole new meaning to my signature line doesn't it? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Okay, it's official... I haven't had any 'nookie' in 15 years. It seems like I should commemorate this milestone somehow. Maybe I'll call the Guiness World Book of Records. Certainly, I've had the longest dry spell of any skydiver since the beginning of the sport. Do you have any other suggestions on how to mark this achievement that don't involve fornication? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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EVEN MORE GOOD NEWS!!! My Mom, who was living independently and driving a car last week, has spent this week in the hospital after suffering a stroke. She will never be able to come home again, but has improved enough to be moved into an acute rehab facility this afternoon in her own hometown where they already know her. She already has a sister in the same facility and her local friends and family will be able to visit. The SEC auditors are wowed at the information that I have been able to supply them this week at work. My boss asked for an obscure bit of information that he didn’t think was retrievable. I supplied it instantly. Who said you can’t hold five balloons underwater at the same time? Woohoo! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Well you're actually very close. I'm really 20...with 34 years of experience. Doin' the happy dance today. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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cocheese thought I was 23!
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Fifty-one years ago, when I was three, I was running ahead of my family on an overgrown dirt road. I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw a black snake sunning itself in the dirt. I still remember the fear that overtook me at the sight. That's all I actually remember about the incident, but the story became a family favorite. They said I turned around, started running and yelling 'NAKE 'NAKE 'NAKE. They said I kept running past our house in my panic. They didn't even know that I knew what a snake was. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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...And I get a good licking when I get home... Care to explain that? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Today just started. You have my permission to let me know what has made your day in the past. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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The garbage man waved to me. It doesn't take much to put a smile on my face.
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And just like dieting, different methods of getting rid of debt work for different people. The following is a website that may prove to be helpful to those looking for guidance. He has helped many people: http://www.daveramsey.com/ What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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everything else is just a fad meal plan designed to sell books, frozen meals and memberships to diet "pity parties". I spent 50 years trying different diets and ways of eating. I finally found a diet "pity party" that worked for me. I lost 112 pounds and have kept it off for three years. I didn't think it was a simple matter to find the right combination of food plan and support that I needed to do that. I'd still be overweight if I hadn't found what worked for me. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Unfortunately, it's not that simple. I dieted once by eating only ice cream, making sure the amount of calories I consumed in a day was lower than the calories I burned. I lost weight, but I couldn't continue to do that and remain healthy. Everyone has their drug of choice. For those people who use food, it's hard to eliminate it altogether like an alcoholic can eliminate drinking adult beverages. Certain foods trigger complex reactions for those people. It's not simple at all. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I stay away from them, and I am healthier, have more energy, fewer cravings, fewer mood / energy swings, and am less likely to binge/overeat. It's a damned liberating way to live, actually. That's exactly why it works for people who choose to eat that way. Ya' gotta be rewarded somehow! I've tried it, but I'm like an alcoholic. Once I fall off of the wagon, I binge. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Many people in Overeaters Anonymous don't eat any 'white' food products in order to control their weight. Can you imagine never eating any food containing white flour, cane sugar or white potatoes as a way of life? It works, but at what cost? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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With a diet of cookies, hot chocolate, potato chips and ice cream??? If I even think about a Girl Scout Cookie, I'll gain a pound. Oh oh, now I've done it... This is really counterproductive for my diet... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Who let Satan's minion back on this thread? I thought he gave up those shinanigans for lent! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I didn't share them... I ate each and every one just like the little piggy I am... You mean they are gone already??? Oink... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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From your mouth to God's ears.
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Too hot for certain! I am a big wimp when it comes to cold and I find even jumping in the Fall to be unpleasant sometimes. I love the heat! Richards Give me the heat any day over the cold. I really don't like either extreme, although I jump all year long. I think the coldest jump I've made it was 21 degrees on the ground. My fingers just didn't want to work at all... painful!
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Too hot, for sure. The ladies wear much less clothing!
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Would you rather skydive when it is too hot or too cold? When I’m packing in a metal-roof hangar in 90+ degree heat... high humidity... nylon draped around me... sweat pouring off of my face like a garden hose… I don’t even notice the hot flashes [aka energy surges; my inner child playing with matches]. Give me the heat any day over the cold. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Quote Four dollars! For a box that contains six cookies? Are you fucking kidding me, greedy little snake? Quote Now you can appreciate the really great offer I was making to mail them and only yamtx73 took me up on it! Glad to hear that you shared.
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Here it is the second day of Spring and the weather forecast is for two inches of snow. ...in Virginia! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Get my 'D' license by the end of the year, preferably by October 12, the three-year anniversary of my first skydive. [...just need 182 more jumps and a written test.] Attend a 4-way wind tunnel/skydiving camp... Compete in 4-way... Get better at spotting... Milk a cow... [Okay, that's not a skydiving goal, but I know a skydiver who can probably make that lifelong goal happen when I'm at the DZ one day.] What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Boy, does this take me back to my student days! I was so bad that it took me nine months to get my 'A' license and two Airspeed wind tunnel camps. I did my spinning jumps after my first wind tunnel camp. I didn't think just getting back on the airplane would solve anything so I did my second Airspeed camp in a month. I breezed through after that. The people at my DZ used to call me 'The Church Lady'...now they just call me a 'Badass.' Congratulations on passing your AFF! If the weather would just cooperate, maybe you'll jump with me in April at Z-hills.
