SkydiveMonkey

Place your bets now - what's going to be next? I'm guessing "Needs a social life" Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Clay's gone mad !! If ever there was a whore ..... Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

I've seen video of a friend's FX 99 opening stangely and then the end cells touch each other. Looks weird. Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Multiple points? That's possible? Shouldn't be much of a problem with the suit, most of the time it's only 2 ways anyway. Tried a 4 way once, but it didn't quite work due to a cessna door / friends reserve pin combo. Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Jeff !!! Born on the 1st of Jeff, 19 Jefty Jeff. Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Just look at the little icon next to the post - if there is a lock there, you can't post to it. Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

The DZ.com moderators would never do anything like that !! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Would it be possible to change the email notifications so it only tells you that you've been outbid only when you hold the highest bid? Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Sounds like my ex-girlfirend !! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Especially if you had a polished floor !! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Please note this is [your company's] new rules and your contracts will be changed, you do not have a choice! SICKDAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. VACATION DAYS: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25 BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough. OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement. RESTROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open. LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balance meal to maintain thee average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim fast & take a diet pill. DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada shoes & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financial and therefore you do not need a raise. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation's, or input should be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week, Management Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Most trucks (at least over here) have those bars along the trailer to stop other vehicles going underneath in case of emergency. Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

It is a para gliding canopy but it's still a crazy stunt Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

That is funny !! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Take a look at This Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

I jump a Teardrop SF now, and I think (but am not 100% sure) that it is TSO'd. I know my one currently is. Get hold of Chris Thomas and speak to him. Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Cute girl ? hire cars (with lots of back seats)? Niiiccceee !!! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

you actually checked this out? Ah well, I spent time licking my elbow !! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Told you !! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Come on !! you've built it up too much now. You have to tell us

I know. Back in now though Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Put your right hand over on your left side, pull your arm up with your right hand and stick your tongue out. It hurts though !! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

I did !! for about 2 minutes !! Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.

Has everyone else been kicked or is it just me? Danger could be my middle name. But it's Paul.