SkydiveMonkey

Don't know how it'll look / feel when you wear gloves though When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

I hear ya. I got an exam in 2 hours which I'm trying not to revise for. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

It's the 2 straps that hook between your thumb / hand, and closer to the wrist, making the alti sit on the back of your hand Mel is refering to. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

What is the minimun altitude for this? Surely you'd want to cut away even very low because with a downplane you're going straight down, whereas after yuo chop, you'll get horizontal speed with which you could flare? When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

Why not just sew some thicker cloth around the current strap? When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

The last one is good !! > A competition was recently held to find out the most embarrassing moments in > people's lives. Here following are the final four places. > > Fourth Place: > > While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some > pent-up energy and started to run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of > her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I > told her that if she didn't start behaving herself "right now", she would be > punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as > threatening, "if you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I > saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!". The silence was deafening > after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were > doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my > daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me > were the screams of laughter. > > Third Place > > It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my > parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a > romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the > telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her > piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we > didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, > the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE". > My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends > were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in state of > shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one > in my family has planned a surprise party again. > > Second Place > > A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up > to the checker, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. Imagine > her embarrassment when the checker got on the public address system and > boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX > SUPERSIZE". That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store > apparently misunderstood the word *Tampax* for *Thumbtacks*. In a very > business-like tone, a price boomed back over the public address system; "DO > YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND THAT YOU BELT IN > WITH A HAMMER?" > > And the Winner Is: > > This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a > biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in > semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand > what you are saying, there is as much glucose in male semen, as in sugar?". > "That's correct" responded the professor, going on to add much statistical > data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "then why doesn't > it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out > laughing, the poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what > she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books > without a word and walked out of the class; and never returned. However, as > she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic.... > Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "... because the taste > buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your > throat!". When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

I tried an Alti-III and found it it be uncomfortable compared to my FT-50. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

Nice one Dave !!! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

What's the difference between a good 4 way team and a bad 4 way team? A good 4 way team goes "WHACK" and a bad 4 way team goes "WHACK" "WHACK" "WHACK" "WHACK" !! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

I'm saving my money for jump tickets and trusting the NHS

For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little lost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch! Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident. Innuendo all the way The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana..... Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four " George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?" Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up" We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it. Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in" Geoffrey: "You managed it last night" Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooooh, I've got it in" Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George" George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle." Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing" Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?" Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?" George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today? Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well." Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it." Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument." Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here." George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy? Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft." Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger." Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas." Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter. Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away" Rod: " Banging can be fun." Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy." Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument." Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?" Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas? Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is." Zippy;" I've got a big red one." George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it." Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now,let's all play the plucking song." Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all day." When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

Well we, the men, have nothing to do !!

I already have a pad for the reserve. I was referring to the "pocket" on it. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

Does ZP material get porous (sp?) over time? If so, roughly how long does it start to become porous? When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

It'd be good if he has to cutaway !! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

That's amazing !!! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

A downplane is where the canopies are diving towards the ground spinning ie. Canopy --- you -- canopy. You need to cut away in order to land safely. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

My reserve frills have always been to peel before punching the pad / handle down and away. So that's what should happen when I get a mal (not a case of "if" !!) When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

It's for a good cause !! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

Could any rigger do this? When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

My rig was pre-assembled. I have mini risers with metal links, Even with these, it's still very easy to pull the slider down. To collapse the slider, just pull the 2 lines on the back and it's done. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

I almost managed to chop off the tip of my little finger once when I shut a penknide onto it - the end was hanging on by about 3 layers of skin When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

That sucks !! You just need a woman to take away then pain now (or at least make you forget about it!!) When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

After you pack, it's always a good idea to do a flightline-check on your kit. Make sure when you do this check, that you have the strap / pullup in your hand. If not, where is it? When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or you're loose, its how drunk you get.

Yanking the bridal worked, so you must have done something right !!