SkydiveMonkey

It's the other way round - Clay doesn't have the problems, the animals have problems with clay !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

how about a FF dive instead ? boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

The other ones are quite good as well. How many times has he been arrested ??!!! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

If you did that and put it into production, you'd make loads of cash !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

71 jumps / 1635 posts !! I'm a whore I know boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

I quite like Furys - only jumped them about 5 times but they turned quite fast (at least compared to student kit etc), with enough forward speed and flare. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

It's funny cos it's true !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

4 steering lines - works the same as the front risers / brakes on a skydiving canopy. It's cool cos you can dive it towards the ground pull the brakes, stop it in mid air, turn 180 and fly up again !! wicked stuff boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Rainbow was a real kids show - used to watch it when I was a kid. Maybe explains a lot !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Anyone know where I can get hold of a cheap 4 line ram air kite for those long times in between lifts at my C182 DZ? I don't mind if it's 2nd hand. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Agreed. But, as everyone uses MS ...... boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Nice pic boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Almost BEER !!! (Whore) boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

That's what I was reffering to - on a hopnpop you still have horizontal relative wind.

Where's MountainMan with Photoshop when you need him ??!! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

That won't matter, as you're horizontal airspeed should be zero, even if your groundspeed is, say, 20 mph. The direction you open in shouldn't matter unless you're doing hopNpops boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Nah - too easy !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Does this apply to the BPA members as well? boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

No. the reserve I feel is a definate requirement, but I think the jumper should be able to (dis)connect the main at will. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

If they did that, it'd end up as [bleep!] boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Hey - I've been jumping cessnas for almost all of my life !!

Sounds like a laugh - don't know about the rounds though !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

Remeber - that's what Homer shouted as he jumped the canyon on the skateboard boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

All you need now is about 35 hours in the day !! boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems

The one's for the men are further down the list GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE WOMAN SO BEAUTIFUL? - When does a woman care for a man's company? When he owns it. - How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? Three, if you slice them very thinly. - Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore. - What are a woman's four favorite animals? A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. - How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. - Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. - What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that. - What did God say after creating Eve? "Practice makes perfect." - What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. - What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. - Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house. - Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. - What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower. - Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you. - Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years? He wouldn't ask for directions. And the other side.... WHY DO WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET...? How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer the sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake. Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust." In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said to her,"I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said. "God, I wish I had your will power." Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. boobies - the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems