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What was going through the minds of chuck norris' victims before they died? His Shoe Chuck Norris went skydiving once and promised to never do it again...one grand canyon is enough. Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every dead man there is chuck norris. Since the year 1940 when chuck norris was born roundhouse kick related deaths have increased by 13,000%
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The first four minutes of the movie saving private ryan is based loosely off a dodgeball game chuck norris had in the 4th grade.
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I can do the same thing with a small pool with a empty bottle positioned correctly over my butt, after I ate a few burritos.
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In the 2nd video in which Kelly talks, it showed a guy in a pressure chamber and there was a bottle of water in the chamber with him....it looked like the water was boiling...is that accurate?
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Nice one Andy...BBBUUURRRNNN!
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93 year young Female Fighter Pilot, Returns to the Sky
regulator replied to skyrider's topic in The Bonfire
Thats pretty cool...and all this time I though WASP stood for We Are Sexual Perverts...who would've known? -
The listed cause of death posted by the radio was 'accidental overdose'
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The old man and the sea...Ernest Hemingway
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Bullshit seems to be around every corner. I was unemployed and didn't the funds to jump for two years, but Ive got a new rig and I'm back as well. Glad to know that you can take time off and be back in the thick of things in short order. Get some air time in...it'll be like you never left.
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I was looking on the calendar for Spaceland and I couldn't find anything in the calendar for Safety day this month...did they already have safety day there as well?
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I'm just glad this post didn't show any pics of Any shaving his pubes...Thank you so much for sparing us from that.
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OR a nice altimeter...
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I used to make my bed everyday but as soon as I leave for work, my two weenie dogs mess it up and get under the covers...so its pointless now.
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+1 for what everyone else says...besides AFF and STP are expensive. Unless you have around 12 grand laying around I'd finish your AFF and license before buying gear.
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Somehow I think drinking just one pint after punishing yourself should be your reward. You'll deserve it if you pull it off. Then you could go another year until you do something like this again!. I wish you the best of luck...even if I am scottish:)
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Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb! Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag." If you were a booger, I'd pick you. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. OR the captain morgan commercial where the guy walks up to this cute girl and asks her to hold this pole for him and when he walks away a flag unfurls saying MARTY...he walks back with two drinks in his hand...thats funny..my names MARTY!
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You are a good man and I want you to enjoy a pint of ale after your legs are like hamburger meat from attempting 78 miles in 24 hours.
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Yeah I now know why I got a Honda (not knocking toyota) with a 6 speed manual transmission. If my pedal gets stuck (never has) I KNOW i can shift into neutral and simply get to the side of the road. Automatic transmissions are for lazy people! :)
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Thank you John. I appreciate your input.
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The week I bought my new rig it was raining bad. I took it out to the DZ and got it all assembled. I was planning on jumping my rig when four days later I got laid off of my job. I was unemployed for 6 months before I got the job I have now and my wife informed me that she is getting a 6 thousand dollar bonus from her job. So, shes going out of town this coming weekend and I plan on getting my ass out there to at least get my reserve re-packed (if bad weather) and jumping that sexy bitch if weather permits. Trust me brother...it FREEEKIN KILLS me seeing that new rig just sit in my back room. It'll get jumped very soon! Thanks for the input
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My neighbor has a huge cat name Razzzmatazz. Our cat is named Snickers (looks like he ate about 90 of them) My dogs name isn't necessarily funny (Kelsey)
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Here is a slightly out of focus pic of my risers I took with my 3 mexapixel camera phone last night. Sorry its the best I could do as far as the fuzziness goes but I did import it into paint and placed a line to where the deterioration is at (or at least my idea of deterioration)
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DirecTV Now Sucks. I don't care what you say - I am right!
regulator replied to tdog's topic in The Bonfire
I have DirecTV and the NFL sunday ticket. What they don't tell you is that if you get the regular ticket you can only get the first 3 games in HD and then you have to purchase the RED Zone package as well as the sunday ticket to get all NFL games in HD. Which is pretty fucking stupid as well as costly. Seeing that my team went 3-13 this past season it isn't making me want to renew since its at least an extra 80 dollars a month for all 5 months the regular NFL season is on. But this reminds me of the whole ATT vs. Verizon bullshit with their retarded maps. (I worked as a network engineer in telecom for 15 years) They use antequated propagation surveys for their 'maps' and neither one are accurate. Just face it if there was a 'clear cut' advantage being offered by one company then most all people would have already switched...including you...so stop bitching. -
I wanted to ask a question about what you just mentioned. I bought a new rig last year. I haven't jumped it at all since I bought and assembled my rig and now that I'm employed again and soon will start jumping again I noticed on my risers it appeared to be some kind of deterioration around the black fabric around the 3 ring area. I haven't jumped this rig once since its been purchased and its sat in my back room next to a window. So from your post it seems like this is normal. My risers are mini-risers.
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It took 4 weeks for my Pit Special to come in, but I didn't pay extra for it to be rushed postal service.