Misternatural

I went to a college house reunion last weekend, lots of beer and no sleep. At one point,looking around in a drunken haze, I noticed that the place was overrun by other peoples wheezy children. They were everywhere, like ants - running around putting their snotty hands all over everything. I'm pretty sure one of the little urchins sneezed on me. i was doomed- I loading up on the vit C but it did not fend off the alien virus from across the country. So I found myself mixing up all sorts of things the past two days so I can function and my head does not feel like it's full of wet concrete. What are some of your remedies? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

yep, .22 mag- nice one the size of a german shepherd. .22lr- smaller ones .308- usually during deer season. it may sound gross but the healthy younger ones are edible and actually quite good as I don't like to chuck creatures I kill, but I realize it's not for everybody. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>I'll bet that we see sub-6000, Here's an interesting theory I recently heard; Because of the increased use of electronic trading by retail stock traders, hedge fund managers and mutual funds, and the lightning speed by which buy and sell orders are now processed in recent years results in a stock market that is extremely nimble and sensitive to changes, way ahead of the curve. As proof of this look at the VIX or volatility index in recent years...it has sharply increased. Market capitalization happens much faster now. So, many analysts are stating that the stock market has already crashed way ahead of the economy and there are not many sellers left which means that it is safe to either start re investing either long. or very short playing the volatility because there will be waves of panic BUYING within a range as the market goes back up in anticipation of an economic recovery. >>Got rice, beans, booze and ammo? Im all set, but lots of people think it is fun to joke about this- it wont be that funny if this happens when you realize that the vast majority of human populations are so helplessly dependent on the supermarket infrastructure. how good of a hunter gatherer are you? have you been practicing your survival skills with your friends and family? prolly best to keep the armageddon rhetoric to a minimum in the next few months as the unemployment numbers hit the street.. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

noice! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

it's from the Orient...right? I have a contrarian view on curses which is why I like to jump on Fri. the 13 Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Yes, Commodities got burned late this year, take a look at Potash the fertilizer company for example.The lack of credit liquidity is the culprit of all of what we are experiencing, without capital the gears of industrial and consumer demand do not turn, hence this crash. Hopefully the weeding out of all of the toxic credit issues and practices this will lead to a more stable worldwide economy- as you saw Greenspan himself admitted to a flaw in the Fed's management model leading up to this bubble. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>I think we will start to see a rebound around 7,000. That's a good assumption- many analysts are predicting that level. Of course the bulls are stating that 8000 next Monday is a good bet on a repeat of the 2001 level for a recession recovery. The oracle himself Warren Buffet announced a bottom last Fri. I think the 2001 model is the most likely scenario where the drop was very steep and the recovery curve was steady over a 5 year period. Bottom calling has proven to be a foolish game so far this year by my own account- but it is a good measure of timing as to when to nibble at some some of the more bullet proof balance sheet companies with low debt. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Hi folks, the futures markets are in limit down status as of right now, the circuit breakers are beginning to trip as a result of last nights global sell off, this is a very rare event- it's a skydivers market today and you gotta ask yourself "Do you feel lucky..." lots of values out there- but remember, the second mouse gets the cheese times like these make being an investor very interesting. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>That's for your in-laws during the holidays... uh huh, that sounds like the voice of experience hon. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>You can let your dog or cat try it first yes, canned dog food on a dinner plate garnished with a sprig of rosemary, priceless. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>do you septics hey- who you callin' a "septic" oh, i get it-because people are stuffing an entire animal into the ass of another animal into the ass of a third animal until the thing is bursting fourth like some kind of an M C Escher drawing- then calling it dinner. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

health nut- my latest theory; Live like a wild animal and eat foods that are as fresh and alive as possible- right off the vine,right from under the tree or other wild animals recently harvested- for maximum nutritional benefits. "Those eagle eggs have no nutrients!!"- Nacho Libre Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I lost 24 thousand fuckin dollars in the stock market this year, Woo Hoo! -but I got my "B", Yay! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Yeah some of those sites definitely need a creep filter and you have to be stealth to defend against those. But for guys there are far fewer creepy women to avoid on the web, it depends on where you look- most sites have nice girl next door types who are not criminals of some sort. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

The best lineup on TV- CNBC- Becky Quick, Erin Burnett,Trish Reagan,Sue Herrerra,Melissa Lee,Melissa Francis,Maria Bartaromo,Bertha Coombs,Michelle Carusoe Cabrera,Sharon Epperson,Margaret Brennan. noice! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well lets put on the psychology hat for a minute, and do some psychobabbling- i don't think the loneliness factor is necessarily a function of relationship absence, there are plenty of people who are in a relationship of one form or another but feel totally alone. If you're lonely it may be a sign of systemic depression.In which case seeking others for sex or other forms of companionship may not help. But if a person does not suffer psychologically from loneliness and just wants some company or maybe even a fling or some hot tamale excitement just to break the unbearable monotonous drudgery of every day life there are excellent venues for hooking up,and who's to say that it wont lead to something more-Sometimes people just need some motivation to get the horse hitched up to the wagon and get the hell out of Dodge. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

OK some of you are complaining that you are lonely- lemme let you youngsters in on a little secret; The internet was designed and created just for people to get busy. Before the internet i would have to spend many hours and dollars at local bars to meet women- with little or no results. After the internet, I got so much action from previously married single moms and the like I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my skull. Just log on to one of the many available sites and trade some small chat with each other- You may have to drive a bit and visit some strange neighborhoods so bring a cell phone and a flare gun, but in no time you'll discover that once shy home makers and singles are there for one thing - To corner you and scratch your freakin clothes off! After walking through the door and sharing a light meal and some wine (don't be a douche-bring the wine and help cook)- within an hour you'll be getting down to some serious business and I don't mean cleaning out the garage and raking the goddamn leaves, unless thats part of your foreplay. Be confident and for Godsakes try not to look stupid or surprised during all the action. Also be prepared for some strange looks from the neighbors as you walk out a little dazed with your shirt all crooked. -now get out there,we expect a detailed report so don't fuckin' dissappoint us. In our next seminar- Gettin' busy on the cruise ship scene. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Who said anything about wrong, i think it's great. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

ah yes, I know what you are talking about- nexus of happiness and available nookie. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

AAHHH homebrew, I got a batch bubbling now- hey- what about Habitat for Humanity? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

It's definitely not for everyone-There was a time back in the day i might have considered it but dayam! I'm glad I didn't. I tried four times to live with a woman in my home but could not go more than three years. So much happier having them visit now and again while living in our own spaces. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Best fitness program by far; A recession combined with high gas prices. Always been athletic but now I am riding my bike wherever i can and going to the supermarket less & working in the garden more. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

One day as an apprentice, whilest cutting an opening with a sawzall for an air conditioner at a very busy lumber yard company - I managed to cut a main electrical cable inside a wall- most of the lights went dead in the building and the place was filled with contractors-Awkward!!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

1. Whats your name? hey you. 2. How old are you? 6 and a half mentally, 35 physically, 47 actually. 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Birds fly, bees fly, why oh why can't I. 4. Are you single or taken? honestly,I have no friggin idea. 5. Do you have kids? No, Parenting is much to important a job to leave up to parents. 6. What do you drive? A bicycle- fuckin gas prices Chebby one ton truck, 55 willys jeep, 84 Beemer 733I, and a '94 shitbox . 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? I cant even take a decent grip - never mind a 25MPH face collision. 8. Where do you live? in my own world mostly 9. Do you have any pets? Thousands of bees. 10. How many jumps do you have? clearly not enough. 11. What color eyes do you have? red white and brown 12. What is your nationality? Italian 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? My share of divorcees -a few of them were obvious nut cases 14. Favorite Movie? Matrix,Brazil 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? shouting obscenities mostly 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? In college I leapt off of the dorm roof onto a stack of mattresses. looking back, that was a bad Idea. 17. If not... do you want to? hehe the local monument sure looks like fun 18. Do you have siblings? 1 far away seester. 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Moon 20. What's your favorite color? aquamaroon? 21. Where was the last place you flew to Florida, I flew co pilot in a Cherokee, even did some IFR above the clouds-spectacular. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

sigh, industrial weed has so many uses. If the feds legalize it for industrial use i can grow it here to make biodiesel, hemp seed oil, and the seeds are friggin delicious! then burn the stalks for fuel. The year was '83 I was studying agriculture -and a patch of hemp grew down by the local river and locals were selling it to unsuspecting college students- smelled like it, but all it gave them was a headache. I imagine thats what Jefferson and Washington were growing. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415