Misternatural

A gigantic inflatable snow globe Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Excellent- so far we have an even distribution of model citizens and curmudgeonly pricks like myself who also like the drink and food.

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Birthday noted, and board election VOTED- good luck!!!

Hey have I offended those people yet? Yeah I think you've pretty much offended everyone. Excellent!

I had a mustang for a while,named Copper- that was the toughest bugger ever-never got sick, survived the tough NE winters like it was no big deal and only had a visit from the vet once- when a pit bull got loose and bit him on his shlong sheath (gelding) that horse kicked the dog right square in the head and killed it instantly- the vet said "have you been cleaning the wound? i said "you get over here and see if you want to clean that wound" he survived that and lasted for 25 years. I rode him as much as I could stand it as he tried to kill me twice....best horse ever! I recommend adoption if anyone gets the chance.

Does that look like a flock of gazongas to you? Nope i think they're major league yavahoes Nah, they're definitely tufted tits Wait lets get out the field guide, aaha! right here- they're double breasted boobies Oh yeah those are delicious my wife makes them all the time. Yeah I like your wife's boobies Huh? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Now remember to hold your pinkey finger out while holding the glass, I seen them there Kennedy folks do that on the television box so it means you gots money and don't give an owl's crap about depressionary times. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I just started beating on the wall with a baseball bat until the noise stopped and would answer the door carrying the bat. BWAHAHAHAHHA! Thats awesome. I have been known to answer the door with similar items discussed in the SC. interestingly-it gets the point across. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I was wondering where funnybunny was at

Excellent!!! Now we can ask board certified medicallish questions. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

oh yeah those are them new phoney baloney boobs they sell now WOW they look like two Hindenburgs in an even race, oh the humanity! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>Actually, you CAN get phoney baloney balls I like the duct tape- it's a lift AND a wax job, redneck version....and what's not to like about saving some money. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

When I was working as a carpenter in New Hampshire I had to go to many a football party as the only Jet fan in the state (being from NY) ever been the only person in the room for the visiting team?......awkward! hehehe New York Bretts! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well, y'all can get "phoney baloney boobs" to fight gravity but we're out of luck since kegeling wont work for us and they haven't perfected nut lifting surgery... there's always duct tape though. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Home brew!!!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I tried to mike a few drummers with lots of toms and stuff and what a complex project getting all the levels right- but what fun when you've got the bass drum the snare, hi hat, and especially the ride tweaked just right. if only Mitch had the gear they have now instead of probably one SM 57 overhead on a boom. magic! So I take it you're a drummer? well now you're officially the coolest lawyer that I know of. Ally Mcbeal included. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well, after many a smelly hour- they determined on Mythbusters that you can in fact polish a turd..to an impressive high gloss no less- so I guess if people are willing to spend time doing that, then there is no end to the fun in this world. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

It's happened to me twice now, but to my amazement the system works and i was never charged. Identity theft just seems to be part of life now. Always check statements. I have a saying- What you can't lock aint yours. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

All I can think of is that scene in Napoleon Dynamite where the big kid was asking Napoleon to hand over some tots he had in his pant pocket in class, then when Napoleon said no, the kid squashed them with his foot- "Frikin' Idiot, Gawd"- claaasic. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

oye vey, maybe a great depression would be a good thing, the best lessons are learned through intense suffering. As for GM, we all know that GM is just a gargantuan HMO for its unionized workers who occasionally make cars that people buy. No , no I think it's time to suffer- my business has been crushed and I have lost a bundle, why because I believe in capitalism in a free market society? so I live on rice and beans and whatever I can shoot until things get better or I cut my losses and force myself make the necessary changes to make money in a new environment. Small business and investors don't get a bailout why should larger businesses and investment firms? DZ's don't get a bailout when the consumer disappears and fuel prices rage. WTF- you fail- NO BAIL! that goes for everybody- unfortunately your workers will have to find other jobs but that's the price of being stupidly managed or not adapting to economic conditions. I invite these people to go out in the woods and try survive for a week and see how nature deals with individuals who make the wrong choices. Afterwards a simple bowl of hot soup and a blanket will seem like a fucking luxury. I have more respect for squirrels who know how to prepare for tough times. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

The world is run by hicks and dicks and doctorates,hickory dickory doc. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

what the hell is that a colonoscopy? just eat more fiber- and speaking of fiber when are they going to legalize industrial hemp. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

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