Misternatural

It's OK Skymama think of the joy you've given all us boys and girls for this holiday season.

Welcome to another exciting episode of the "I just got [past tense verb here]" show! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

See, you just need to shut the TV off and watch the Bonfire channel, everything here is ten times more hilarious and cheaper to watch. For example just tune into the Billy Vance thread for educational candid photos and clips. Then there's the Caption the Avatar series where people match wits with each other in a battle of the nasty ass cut downs-you'll be saying OHH SNAP! every five minutes. I't' like a dirty version of Sanford and Son plus there's boobies- here and there. if you like Fox news or CNN- tune into the Speakers Corner for intellectual current event jello wrestling. 24-7 OR if you want to learn everything about the detailed inner workings of the female body and mind but were too terrified to ask one of them directly- tune into the Women's forum where all those horrifying mysteries are revealed. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

hahahaha oh man- this Bonfire channel is WAY better than any cable tv. you people are killing me. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Didn't mean to make fun, a dating service seems like a good idea on the surface, but has the potential for becoming a real social catastrophe, and who wants to moderate that? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

You want monetizing opportunity? Can I sell popcorn for that show?? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>DZ.com needs a dating/singles section! I believe the new owners of DZ.com is looking for other monetizing opportunities. This might be one. Talk about an absolute drama horror show, can you imagine??

no no no she said NICE we're more like... NOICE!- there's a big difference, and we may as well be honest about it Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I prefer trading stocks and finally the market is back in a trading range again after the horror show of Oct. Wondering about Forex and I know people who make a bundle trading currencies. But the stock market I think is more fun there's more information to juggle and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. The currency market seems to be just a numbers game to me. what about Forex.com? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Wow, the fur does get taken all the way off you got any available older S. F. cousins, or maybe an aunt? What, since this is the official DZ dating thread now- thought I'd ask.

Here's the rundown of the days events- First someone got Laid off, so what do you do when you get laid off, you get Made- don't ask why it's just part of the process, then after you get made it's time to suppress your depression and get Laid, while you're getting laid the police see what you are doing from the street and decide that it would be a good time to conduct a Raid. The place is ransacked in the process so you hire a Maid who happens to be hot and you are tempted but then for some reason Quade shows up and determines that there are enough of your silly asses running around and that you should be Spayed. The police are still there but before they can pin you down to get you spayed they are Made by Robert De Niro taking pictures from a nearby refinery- for what, I don't frekkin know. This whole ridiculous redundant chain of events irritates the crap out of people who have to take time out of their day to read it. So it all gets Locked and now someone is getting Rocked and so we enter another continuous loop of insanity. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

yah D, lets see some snood! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>I could probably come up with something . . . you two should get a room if yer gonna snood. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Well thats a snood if I ever heard one, so snood you! you snoody son of a snood! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>A "snood" is what we used to put over our hair buns See, and I didn't know that so we both learned something about a silly word that has no practical use in our adult lives. I'm thinking- SNOOD should be a skydiving word now, it's a good word, so how can we apply it to jumping out of planes? Anybody have any suggestions? like My canopy came out and balled up into a snood... had to ditch. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Don't forget pie oh and that fleshy thing on top of a turkey's head is called a "snood" if anyone gives a crap. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

And admittedly we- or I go here to behave like a kindergardener just to escape the workaday or in my case the NO WORKaday world. That HAS to get old for the mods on any website after a while. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Oh she'll bake a NICE pie though. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

have her bake a pie Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>Catholic virgins- I'm having considerable trouble finding any. BWAHHAA That's because "Catholic Girls-in their little white dress they never confess"- Frank Zappa

Oh great....nice job. I'll just get you a trolling rig for your boat there Jonah- for christmas (small "c") Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>the paranoid obsession about the military-industrial complex is firmly in the camp of the Left You rang? what is it now?? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Stop the short bus a minute, this person is obviously sitting there having a chuckle- No problem, we'll return the favor in April Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

wait,you used the you one of us? it's OK there are others here. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

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