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>>The difference is that George is being accused of not trying hard enough to get Osama and thus giving him a pass while Bill had Osama and gave him a pass (on multiple occasions) ... Either way, the people who got screwed the most on this deal are the survivors of 911 (the actual victims are long dead)- in the form of the American taxpayer and the military personnel struggling and getting killed in hostile extremely uncomfortable environments and shitty circumstances for long periods of time away from their families in a country which had nothing to do with 911 while the perpetrator of 911 is living in some sort of a protected off limit region of the world. Oddly you would think that the Bush administration would have more of an incentive to find and kill this wanton criminal since Clinton could only speculate on future guilt by limited intel and circumstantial evidence thus engage in limited action...But Bush, now he had six or seven YEARS to accomplish what you would think is a number one priority mission after the horrible fact but no, he and the hawks;wolfowitz,cheney,rove,and rumsfeld wanted to shift the focus to a country which had rich oil reserves but little evidence connecting it to the terror attacks. which is quite the opposite of the Taliban rich but resource poor Afghanistan and Waziristan region which was said by some of the most up to date and reliable intel available to harbor Bin Laden. I speculate that the motivation for the current war in the middle east was terrorism AND resource driven. Now there is still a month or so left to Bush's term so lets see what happens-BUT The important thing to take away from this is that common citizens should never allow their leaders to act without intense scrutiny, because blind allegiance is the spawning bed for totalitarianism, wanton abuse and waste of taxpayer money and military personnel- this is my key defense for democracy over republic. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

What I want in my nEXt girlfriend. -fixed it Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Is Miley Cyrus the new Lindsey Lohann who is trying to be like Brittany Spears who will become the new Madonna who was inspired by Cher who was spawned from Joni Mitchell? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Ok I'll admit that that was a cheap shot, but Clinton was accused on more than one occasion to have given Bin Laden a pass..Yes? I'm just a little frustrated that billions were spent on a war on a sovereign nation to successfully capture and execute a loosely accused despotic ruler yet the actual perpetrator of 911- or so we think is still at large, supposedly. In the mean time we the tax payer have no resolution to the 911 attacks after spending billions and yet we still have to peel more skin off our back to bail out corporations adding to a seemingly endless deficit. While at the same time we can't make any money due to the fact the global economy has been severely decimated because the world is run by MORONS who have the foresight of a fucking goldfish! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Bin Laden wait- he already got one OH SNAP!!!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

The year was 1996 and we were up all night partying then went to a local diner for breakfast- still half in the bag, and one of our friends was a body builder who said to the waitress in a really good AArnold vioce "I vood like seventyfive pancakes" it was pretty funny considering that carbs are for girly men. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Oh, oh yeah, faster, FASTER, OH YEAAAH, right there, oh thats the spot, now slower, oh yeah nice and slow, slap it, harder, OH AGAIN-*ouch, wait- stop, any pizza left? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

When I first signed on to Comcast my Vonage connection did not work. which is bad because I have a business to run, which is damn near impossible with no phone while my clients sat there on the other end for a week wondering if I went bankrupt and absconded with their cash in the middle of their job. When I called every five minutes to speak to some resident of a Hindi speaking nation I was told the connection was my problem. no,no,no I said - get a tech out here- i know about how this cable crap works and I'll pay if it's my bad. well the tech arrived and discovered that the connection at the pole was circa MC Hammer and was totally shot and they replaced it no charge. Well that was not enough as I lost a week of business and demanded to bitch to a supervisor to whom I argued that I had lost thousands of dollars of business. They hooked me up with lots of free cable time as a result- so just bitch like hell to a super and tell them you've been on the internet ripping their business model a new one, and you should get a sweet deal. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>So I thought this would be a good time for my dickhead friend to meet his new "girlfriend" AHAHAHAHA! thats genius! -however it's just like women to counter all our evil plans with a goddam conspiracy of their own. but i'm tellin ya it's got to be a "coincidence" to work- i find if you let them think about it too much they will put the kaibosh on all your masterpieces. and your weekends will be forever ruined. it's a process. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

No No No- girl, you're making WAY too much fuckin' sense. Guys don't think like that, we like to get ourselves into maximim trouble and then try to get back out of it, relationships are much more fun like that. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>I have one extremely obnoxious friend. So obnoxious he pisses even me off most of the time. I recruited him to get that bitch the fuck away from me. I know he'll try cuz he'll fuck a hole in wall if it said his name. Bwahhahaha! Excellent, the project is on track then. keep us posted if your buddy succeeds with the shwanzel in the bergoyna procedure. it's usually effective at fending off bitchy wing sistahs. at least temporarily-untill they start fighting,in which case you'll never hear the end of it. Good luck with this mission. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

No but i drove by yesterday...on my way to Guitar Center where I bought a set of nice cheap drums. Try skydiver network. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

You got any obnoxious buddies who has trouble getting laid whom your wife dislikes? Well invite that dude over when your wife has her she pal visiting and act like it's a big coincidence,bust out the mixed drink cart, then watch the chemistry. Maybe those two will spark up a little wah chika wah wah and cancel out each others noise. Once they get into the tab A into slot B mode you'll never see either of them again- and the balance will be restored at the ol' hacienda, you dig? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Happy bird day birdie big fan here- keep up the good flying! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

check these dudes out- which I just re discovered; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ if you can get through the intro the lead singer looks like Spicoli in the Ferris Bueller movie. Govt.Mule Hellecasters Niacin Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>You sound like you speak from experiance it's actually a fun game and I'm sure the kids got a kick out of it especially if they have binoculars to watch the action. They were like little Dennis the menaces I was the same-how the tables turn as we get older A few years ago I had sprinklers set up to douse them with in case of a prank attack.hehehe Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

prepare for lots of gifts involving dog crap, shaving cream, firecrackers, and small mouse traps....oh and open your mail box with a stick instead of sticking your hand in there.. *surprise* its a wasp nest, oh joy Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Bwahhh >>Especially the way Chrissie Hynde says it. Chrissie has attitude- at one show back in the 80's the crowd cheered for an encore and she came back out on stage and said "Look I just had a kid and I'm fuckin' tired OK" as for right now- Shaddup and go wank yourselves to sleep already! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

I don't know what kind of kids you have in your neighborhood but around here, payback is a bitch- trick with care cuz you never know what they have in store for ya later, plus you are usually outnumbered by those smart little buggers. it's funny because I use to play some of the same tricks on grownups back in the day, what goes around..... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

The last kid I had visit on halloween was back in 2000- about the time I had trouble with the local gang of youngsters who built a BMX track on my land without asking me...I got the reputation of being a crazy mean old guy who tried to run one of their fathers off the road with a tractor while shouting obscenities at him after plowing their bike track under. The neighbors are speaking to me again after 7 years but all the kids have stayed away ever since. My mailbox has gotten smashed only once- but I have to be on the lookout every year for their *tricks* - these kids are very crafty. I hope they're all in college by now putting their skills to better use. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

"lemme see, the saying goes- fool me once, uh, viva Viagra" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>.50cal action express I think car exhaust would help better with the wheezing. forget chicken soup, all the porn and booze suggested did the trick-I'm a little chafed down there for some reason but feeling much better today, goin' outside. you people are allllright Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

>>Zicam sounds good- I hope that helps with my obvious germaphobia issues as well. I do spend most of my time working outside,I'm going to give it a try and bundle up tomorrow, not fun with a hack but at least I don't have to yell at anyone. >>peanut butter and OJ?? Does that taste as bad as orange juice and toothpaste? how about Pineapple juice Sunny Prevention is the best, I say stay away from the public if you have a cold and I will try to return the favor. Also washing any booger encrusted little kid or adult hands helps

>>Cold meds just subside the symptoms. yeah i stay away from the cold tab isle- thats where all the sick people hang out and breathe on each other. spicy garlic pepper sauce is workin' Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415

Hey thanks for the info y'all, Tell you what though- I just made A gallon of my home grown hot sauce chock full of fresh cayenne peppers and garlic mixed with vinegar and salt..it's makin' me sweat and my eyes water but Yow zah! my head is clearing out! >> have a few shots of tequila and watch some adult flicks... mmm booze mixed with porn sounds good, and more fun than Nyquil and re-runs of Who's the Boss. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415