Ashtanga

Confucious say, "He who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers."

Dance = Hey Ya by Outkast.

No doubt. The absolute MOST Home Depot should cover would be medical bills to get the seat off his ass. Nothing for stress and depression.

Is this a code we need to break?

Name, #, address, relationship status please.

I think these are them...do they like familiar Skymama? Renee - Who did the punching. http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_head05.jpg Angela http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg

Just a quick comment that silicon need not apply. I like real boobies big or small.

Didn't they do that on Jackass? They went to a Home Depot or a Lowes and pulled their pants down and sat on one of their display toilets. Then got arrested.

We are not laughing at him just the thought of being glued to a toilet.

That was my thoughts exactly. Super glue dries in less than 3 minutes. I don't think Home Depot bathrooms get THAT much traffic. At least the mens stalls. And they guy just looks like a con artist. He has that look.

Come on Kallend. It's not THAT funny but you have to find a little humor in it.

Home Depot offered him $2,000. He says it is an insult. He was on the Today show this morning with his lawyer and he was acting like it hurt when he sat down/moved, etc. He also had his own coffee mug with a website on it. He held it up the whole time so he could market it. Somebody probably payed him to do it. The guy is just after money. He was in there for about a half hour before people believed him. I wonder if he played with himself while he waited for help?

Yeah. I always wanted to live in Florida until I actually lived there. Then I wanted to move as fast as possible.

I did a search for toilet and saw nothing about Home Depot.

He's asking for $3 Million in damages. I mean that's a little much don't you think? Who's to say they guy didn't grab super glue off the shelf and didn't do it himself for the money? I mean I would super glue myself to a toilet for $3 million dollars.

...is sure to be the butt of a lot of jokes this week.

Chef Oolong. http://www.syberpunk.com/images/oolong/linked/paper.jpg

That is funny because I have been trying to call Gold's Gym all day and ask why they are still charging me. I filled out a moving order and everything and I am a long ways from the gym but they said I didn't move far enough away to cancel. Do I have to move out of the country for them to stop charging me! I guess being in another state isn't far enough away. OK. I'll drive 48 hours 3 times a week to come to your fookin' gym!

Catfight! Catfight! Read all about it!

Tsk. Tsk. I repremanded you because I'm a wanna be moderator.

This is the bonfire. We speak english here. Your French Forum is down a little more.

One night, a twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and yardhippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we`re about to crash. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane. Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world`s greatest athlete and I should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night. Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world`s smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world`s smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and yardhippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane." Yardhippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don`t worry, your holiness. The world`s smartest man just jumped out wearing my camelback. Let's turn some points."

I know I don't. Hippie does. Didn't you read it?

Gosh. Now you know that you should'nt ask a nun to have sex with you while on a bus in Kansas.

But I ain't got wings...