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  1. Ashtanga
    That Italian family was just a bunch of spoiled brats. The hippie family was a bit extreme.
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    Happy Happy Birthday.
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    I wonder what Quade is waiting for? It's been two years and he still hasn't asked his question.
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    Just wait for my knee to heal. Can you picture how funny it would be if he started playing Riverdance and everyone started Riverdancing at the wedding.
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    The paper ass-gasket was empty. That's the only thing he has. He could of just put toilet paper around the seat like I do if no ass gasket paper.
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    Si.
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    When Riverdance comes on I HAVE to do the Riverdance.
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    Nope. One of my favorite scenes in the movie was in the restaurant.... Charlotte: [after Bob tells her of his back pain] I'm in pain, I got my foot banged up. Wanna see it? Bob: [to Chef, sarcastically] How do you say no? [sees the foot] Bob: Oh, my gosh! When did you do this? Charlotte: I did it the other day, it hurts, y'know? Bob: Didn't you feel any pain? Charlotte: Yeah, it really hurt. Bob: That toe is almost dead. [Charlotte laughs] Bob: I think I got to take you to a doctor, you can't just put that back in the shoe. Well, you either go to a doctor or you leave it here. [regarding Chef] Bob: He's smiling. You like that idea? See they love black toe in this country. [Charlotte continues laughing] Bob: We can have the chef chop it off. They love it here. [Japanese voice] Gimme Black Toe
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    The group is calles Peaches. Seriously.
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    The lyrics to the song in the Strip Club.... Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, Callin me, all the time like blondie Check out my chrissy behind It's fine all of the time Like sex on the beaches, What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?
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    I work for a large corporation such as Home Depot. We had someone slip and fall in our public restroom because there was white cleaning powder on the floor. It went to court and we won. We did not have to pay anything. It's a public place. Judge said it can happen to anybody anywhere and gave us the verdict.
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    Her ass looked really good in the opening shot.
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    What was the name of the song that was playing in the strip club?
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    They have a tool belt around the commode with hammers, screw driver, nails, etc. Also a measuring tape in the mens bathrooms so we can measure our penises. Gosh. Go back and reread it what he said. He didn't say to beat off the commode with a hammer. Simmer down now.
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    I bet your question was, "What did he whisper in her ear?" My answer...I don't know. I saw an interview with Scarlett Johnson and she wouldn't say. It was kinda like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, nobody knows.
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    Yeah, I was surpirsed that two years later nobody on here has seen it.
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    I forgot about cargo pants and shorts too.
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    I've seen it.
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    Anything by Yanni or John Tesh.
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    Chaka Khan
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    Is this one of those things that asks you questions and then gives you a story?
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    Not just jumpsuits but your also not cool if you don't wear a camelback, vans shoes and gatorz sunglasses.
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    This guy has really made an ASS of himself.
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    Rump Shaker All I wanna do is a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom. Just shake your rump.
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    I'm going to Antartica to molest penguins.