warpedskydiver

why do I feel the urge to decorate those like a glazed donut?

sweet jesus I would need to wear eye protection! She'll put your eye out man!!!

My dog prescreens Hotties for me!!!!

Enzo wants that dog to complete his ensemble!!! Don't make me post those pictures again!

This news just in: (BP) wire Bryant Gumble has made a formal complaint about the dogs used in the race... He wants only wild african dogs used in dogsledding, as they are the best dogs at everything. They come from africa so they will be perfectly suited to the race. He further claims that the Huskies and Malamutes used currently are inferior, and don't have enough "Gangsta" style and street rep!

I would shoot him in the head at he base of his skull if it were legal...I have some old shitty .22cal I need to get rid of anyways

No youre right in gun free chicago there are many more shootings...more than the rest of our state combined...now the mayor and his hand puppet govenor blojobabitch are trying to ban guns in the state...that way the rest of us will have chicago's extremely low crime rate in my town of 150k there were over 40 murders last year... guess how many legally owned guns?... ZERO! and of those involved in gun murders guess how many were in gangs? 98%!

well little bullets going fast is a good thing here is an example f=1/2(V*M2) sorry for my lack of keyboarding skills as it's not easy for me to use express exponents on a qwerty so if you extrapolate that heavier bullets moving slower is better you would be wrong as wrong can be also an SKS or AK47 and it's variants are actually ballistically pieces of shit.... I saw an article once that claimed an SKS is a sniper weapon! the 7.62x39mm should have been called .30cal weak yeah they are fun to shoot and make noise and also have terrible ballistics... on a 200yd zero if you shoot at a target 300 yards away that bullet will drop 13.5" by the time it gets there oh and using the pump on a shotgun to "scare someone" is only a good thing if they are unarmed. when it would be more advisable to actaully have a shell in the chamber already as you may want to actully fire the shotgun... the sound of a hammer hitting the firing pin on an empty chamber won't do much for your saftey if you want to make .30cal holes use a 7.62x51mm (.308win) in maybe a short barreled FN/FAL the FAL is every bit as relaible as an AK or SKS and manufactured better

Eugene just plays MASTER RIGGER THE GAME when it's raining he just ties up girls into hot bondage poses to pass the time...and it keeps everyone in the hangar area too!

what happens if they look at your pussy?... hey wait that's a trip to the trailer right?

Randall was arrested for growing his own marijuana to treat his glaucoma, after he had discovered on his own that the government was suppressing information ! AHA! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!! now if I only had some

NRA Sues Mayor Ray Nagin Fairfax, VA-The National Rifle Association (NRA ) has filed a motion for contempt against the City of New Orleans, the mayor and the acting chief of police for failure to comply with a temporary restraining order, handed down September 12, 2005, ordering an end to all illegal gun confiscations. "With looters, rapists and other thugs running rampant in New Orleans, Ray Nagin issued an order to disarm all law-abiding citizens," declared Wayne LaPierre, NRA executive vice president. "With no law enforcement and 911 available, he left the victims vulnerable by stripping away their only means of defending themselves and their loved ones. Now Ray Nagin thinks he's above the law, and that's just wrong." Attorneys for NRA have exhausted all efforts to cooperate with the defendants, Mayor Nagin and Chief Riley, who repeatedly ignored the court's permanent restraining order against their illegal gun confiscations. "Ray Nagin is a colossal disappointment," said Chris W. Cox, NRA chief lobbyist. "During a federally declared emergency, he abused his power and abandoned the very people he was sworn to protect. He took away the victims' freedom and their basic means of self-defense during an ill-fated and perilous time." The motion also includes an order that all seized firearms must be returned to their rightful

in the words of POE, the singer not the author! I wanna be a dolphin...I wanna be a dolphin

find something newer off the net...look at consumer reports....I found mine on ebay and luckily it was close by.... wound up with a wonderful vehicle for $6k, @70k miles.

hey Amazon...briguy did serve!

OMFG!!! that was incredible!!!

I am happy for you...the VA is ALL I have wanna know the definition of a fuckup is?... that's the person that decides to administer a MEANS test on a Service Connected Veteran!!! oh and when this person was corrected on this GROSS error by her supervisor all she did was roll her eyes and argue that I should be tested anyways!

Bill, you gotta admit that you are not the stereotypical liberal (or stereotypical anything, politically speaking). Because you think and you reason and you explain your reasoning concisely. That part of your brain doesn't get shut off. Jeez. Bill. You're too often the exception that Proves the rule. Bill are you a Liberatarian in Liberals clothing? it's ok you can come out of the closet now!!! now that JC has exposed you!

Damn I sure am glad I only washed floors!!! carrrying a rifle and other shit scares me to death!

Christianity 2.1 billion Roman Catholicism: 1.1 billion Protestantism: 350 million Eastern Orthodoxy: 240 million Anglican: 84 million Oriental Orthodoxy, Assyrians, and other Christians: 350 million Islam 1.3 billion Sunnism: 940 million Shi'ism: 170 million Muslims : 2 million Judaism 14 million Unitarian Universalism 800,000 Rasta 600,000 Scientology 500,000 Quite possibly this would have been the Total number of Jews if it hadn't been for Jesus and Mohammed!

because Muslims, Christians, and Jews primarily were once all the same dude that makes no since. If you have been around a 1000 years longer you should have more people. ummmm Darius?....wake up!!!! CONVERSION!!!!

I was thinking the same thing that was a fucking Mexican Auchwitz in miniature time served huh? maybe SHE should be locked in a trailer and dumped somewhere to be when its @ 160+ degrees inside and they dont find you for a week ! geez sometimes.... I just CANT FUCKING TYPE!

because Muslims, Christians, and Jews primarily were once all the same

TYVM for posting...I wish more of our female jumpers would do this as well... I understand why they won't but it is a shame since they are beautiful as well To me there is nothing prettier than the female nude or semi nude body

Woman Sentenced in Human Smuggling Case By JUAN A. LOZANO, Associated Press Writer Mon Feb 27, 10:14 PM HOUSTON - A woman was sentenced Monday to time served for her role in the nation's deadliest human smuggling attempt that killed 19 illegal immigrants who crammed into a sweltering trailer. Norma Gonzalez Sanchez, 45, was sentenced to 30 months in prison for harboring and transporting illegal immigrants and causing serious injury or death as a result. She pleaded guilty to the charges in November 2004. Sanchez already served 33 months in prison since her arrest. Her attorney, Wendell Odom, said he expected his client to be released late Monday. Prosecutors had wanted a stiffer penalty for Sanchez, who faced up to life in prison and a $250,000 fine. They said Sanchez helped arrange the smuggling of more than 70 immigrants into the United States from Mexico, Central America and the Dominican Republic. The immigrants were abandoned at a truck stop near Victoria, about 100 miles southwest of Houston, in May 2003. Seventeen were found dead at the scene, and two others died later from dehydration, heat and suffocation. Sanchez used a Mexican restaurant she owned to set up smuggling arrangements and collect fees from immigrants, prosecutors said. During sentencing, U.S. District Judge Vanessa Gilmore ruled that Sanchez could not reasonably foresee that the other members of the smuggling ring would have placed the immigrants in danger by putting them in the trailer. In all, 14 people were indicted in the case. Five were convicted and six pleaded guilty. Charges against two were dismissed and one man remains a fugitive. Prosecutors want to retry the truck's driver, Tyrone Williams, who was convicted of transporting illegal immigrants, on other counts that could bring the death penalty.