warpedskydiver

well, at least youre not commandeering the Dewalt palm sander!

jeffrey you fail to recognize one thing...people in the UK who own guns ARE viewed as lunatics who are on the fringes of society...by the POLICE in particular after the incident my friend was involved in, the cops were more interested in him than the criminals he stopped!...

I exclusivley have eaten and licked live female human beings and I refuse to stop!!! OH the HORROR!

my dog will win an oscar for acting like he needs to stop and smell everything he sees too!

give her a leaf blower and tell her its a wind tunnel

and the bilderbergers are a social club!

yeah well I am personally glad not be sharing a fighting position with them. I don't care if a man is gay I just don't want to have them think about doing something other than their duty. The real shame is that the Army, and the 82nd Airborne now have this shit hanging over their heads like a hard dick!, no matter what the outcome it just isn't going to be good! I would have had them courtmartialed

if a Judge cannot uphold the LAW he should get the fuck off the bench and go be an asshole somewhere else!

GUN LEGISLATION HAS DECREASED!!! no new legislation was enacted federally since the expiration of the 1994 clinton anti gun act which was let to expire by both sides of the aisle do to the fact it was found to have zero effect on gun crime

Found new data by running a sim: C17 makes a nice jump run AIRSPEED, with Ramp Down: 95kts POWER SETTING: 30% FLAPS: FULL ALTITUDE: 13.5k TIME TO CLIMB:3:24@100%Power www.aviationexplorer.com/boeing_c-17_flight_footage.htm COST OF ONE C17 GLOBEMASTER:202.3 million HAPPINESS OF EVERY JUMPER WHO EXITS IT: PRICELESS!!!

actually the best aircraft in the world to use for jumps would be the C17 Globemaster if you have a runway sturdy enough and the cash for purchase and maintenance...I am positive you could scrounge up pilots and crew C-17s have set 33 world records – more than any other airlifter in history – including payload to altitude, time-to-climb, and short-takeoff-and-landing marks in which the C-17 took off in less than 1,400 feet,carried a payload of 44,000 pounds to altitude, and landed in less than 1,400 feet. These records were set during flight-testing at Edwards Air Force Base, Calif. , in 2001. http://www.boeing.com/defense-space/military/c17/c17spec.htm

he is sending you the suit you left here in the states at the DZ, or returning it after you loaned it to him!

Du Hast!!!

A porter w/Bombay doors? WTF? what the yuppie air force?

Henry! the horse of course!

Blow job a Bitch!!! there I spelled it nice and slow! hehehe Jeff

maybe he thought he was going to get to do his Elvis act!

word of advice try not to bite this one!!!

Thank You!!! C130's are the best....imagine the fun you could have!!!

Ill. Governor Confused by 'Daily Show' Bit By Associated Press 4 hours ago ST. LOUIS - Gov. Rod Blagojevich wasn't in on the joke. Blagojevich says he didn't realize "The Daily Show" was a comedy spoof of the news when he sat down for an interview that ended up poking fun at the sometimes-puzzled Democratic governor. "It was going to be an interview on contraceptives ... that's all I knew about it," Blagojevich laughingly told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch in a story for Thursday's editions. "I had no idea I was going to be asked if I was 'the gay governor.'" The interview focused on his executive order requiring pharmacies to fill prescriptions for emergency birth control. Interviewer Jason Jones pretended to stumble over Blagojevich's name before calling him "Governor Smith." He urged Blagojevich to explain the contraception issue by playing the role of "a hot 17-year-old" and later asked if he was "the gay governor." At one point in the interview, a startled Blagojevich looked to someone off camera and said, "Is he teasing me, or is that legit?" The segment, which aired two weeks ago, also featured Illinois Republican Rep. Ron Stephens, a pharmacist who opposes the governor's rule. Stephens has said he knew the show was a comedy. "I thought the governor was hip enough that he would have known that, too," Stephens said. He should have asked why they call him Gov. Blojobabitch!

Bought My SO a Card Balloons and cooked a great Dinner She got me a Card and 200 rounds of .308Win ballistic tips! nothin says love like bullets!!!

Jesus: Good wine! Samuel Clements: Witty Commentary! Thomas Jefferson: If you have to ask why go choke yourself! Joseph Stillwell: Personal Hero of mine Kate Bush: Beautiful, Smart, and Sings so damned well! Margaret Thatcher: THE Iron Maiden! Mary Magdalene: I have some questions! Condoleeza Rice: Smart as a whip, great Historian! Plays great Piano! Angie Everheart: Well traveled, and I would allow her to spend the night!

Marvin gayes greatest hits Best of the Smith's New Order's greatest hits Luciano Pavarotti (anything he recorded ) Harry Connick Jr.: Red Light Blue Light Anything by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers geez there are so damned many!

yes but try and get a hooker to suck your cock then!!!