warpedskydiver

Wired Iraqi man triggers scare at L.A. airport Tue Mar 6, 2007 6:36 PM ET LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An Iraqi national wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum triggered a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday but officials said he posed no apparent threat. The man, identified by law enforcement officials as Fadhel al-Maliki, 35, set off an alarm during passenger screening at the airport early on Tuesday morning. A police bomb squad was called to examine what was deemed a suspicious item found during a body cavity search of the man. Local media reports said a magnet was found in his rectum. "He was secreting these items in a body cavity and that was a great concern because there were also some electric wires associated with that body cavity," Larry Fetters, security director for the Transportation Security Administration at the airport, told reporters. Maliki, 35, who lives in Atlantic City, New Jersey, was preparing to board a US Airways flight from Los Angeles to Philadelphia. The flight left without Maliki but with his luggage aboard. It made an unscheduled landing in Las Vegas, where the plane was thoroughly searched but nothing was found, officials said. Passengers were not evacuated and no flights were disrupted by the incident at Terminal One at Los Angeles airport. "There never was a threat," Fetter said. He said police and the FBI were called in from "an abundance of caution" because Maliki was "so bizarre in his behavior." Maliki, who had a U.S. green card, was being questioned by immigration officials about his immigration status.

I see that makes it okay in this circumstance

I have a mutual friend along with Rainbo and Eugene that has 6 teeth that burst while diving. He better hope he never gets captured, his gold fillings are worth a small fortune.

Looks like an MD-80 with black wings and tail.

Send your rig to me so it won't collect dust or go obsolete while in storage.

Frank Zappa was a prophet.

Well after all, she is the trophy wife of the first black president.

Great thanks It will still be expensive to do many molds. hmmmm well maybe 50lbs of it. that would make 500lbs worth correct?

The funniest thing is that the Dems, and liberal talking heads were constantly going on about how smart Kerry was and how dumb Dubya was.

Bill no military has ever had what they wanted when any war started. If they did they would have accomplished a victory in the first day.

What does every squirrel want?

I concur, Berger should have served hard time. If any personnel were killed due to anything he may have revealed he should hang down at 8th & I.

That wasn't funny Not meaning to pick on you ok?

Shoe Glue

Stop spanking her so hard, leather skirts are not cheap you know.

Get video wishes for him from his friends deployed elsewhere.

Good idea, did the guys get him something nice?

Give the attendess GPS coords.

Make sure any rotten fuckers he couldn't stand DO NOT SHOW UP. the last thing any guy wants to see when he retires from the military is assholes giving him lip service. I think other posters will agree.

Unless Jello can be had in that volume for cheap, food coloring may help accentuate the wound channel.

I was going to test some 123 Grain SMK's on it, that should still cavitate and fragment very rapidly This should simulate a long distance hit in the torso very well. I was thinking of molding some cornstarch in a clear plastic bag and chilling it with the bones inside it until it becomes firmer, then shoot it.

Let me know what you come up with ok?

No problema

hmmm Mid Air Collision with Al Frankens Flying Saucer? Where was he the very second this occurred? I bet he has no alibi.