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  1. warpedskydiver
    Beware the measuring tape in her purse. She practices catch and release with the smaller ones.
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    All you had to do is say: "oh look a box of donuts!" and then slip away as the go look.
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    Just take him to the motororized skydiver wash, put him in a trolley and tell him it's fun. He won't realize what's up until it's too late and he is squeeky clean!
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    That is what paintball guns filled with frozen paintballs are for.
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    did you have the heads mount european with the cape, or just a skull mount?
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    Maybe he is a criminal or had ill intent, you have a cell phone right? I hope you remember the lady in chicago that was run off of 290 at the strangler by a guy who used his jeep to show her he was a bad ass. Her funeral was pretty sad. That fucker may be out of prison already.
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    if you have the sink you like and want it even quieter, spray the bottom with insulating foam.
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    While you may have been sad today I hope that something especially nice makes you very happy soon. I guess it is not so bad to remember, as long as it does not keep us from happiness and ruin our lives in the process.
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    Ok, I wasn't a member here back then.
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    Dude we are all lucky if we just get one of the above, let alone all three.
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    Not interested in students, or just Bi girls eh?
  13. warpedskydiver
    Just a note.... there are quite a few threads in the History forum that should or could be moved to the condolences forum. So true there are a few dearly departed that never made it onto DZ.com Roger, Henry, and a few others as well.
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    3. Piss off back over the pond you burger eating warmonger. American history? I own furniture older than your country. Then quit shopping round at car boot sales
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    eh you stop pissing in the tubes!!! the foreigners are starting to think they are in france.
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    I concur I cannot be insured for any reasonable amount of money. Seems there is a clause that allows Ins carriers to exclude disabled Veterans. It is a good thing I still have the VA. Only now I need to live within a 2hr ride from a good one. VA will pay the bills at a regular hospital if it is an ambulance ride to it, but then afterwards the creditors hound you for what the VA would not pay due to being deemed too much cost by their calculations.
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    Kick ass Max! Just don't get it wet in the swoop pond
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    Another brave man died because of the assholes that would hate/kill everyone. I hope his death is never thought to be in vain. BSBD
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    Use the dark side Andy....Muaahahahaha
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    You have got to fucking kidding me right? WTF!!!! people were only supposed to have fun, not this happening.
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    Besides 34B is about the average size for american women.
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    Yep I just saw, whew... I don't think I could handle Tyson or Beauty dying like that. I might get a bit pissed off.
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    Give them some sardines at least they are safe
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    It seems that for Nutro it is the 3oz. size of cat food Dec., Jan., Feb. production
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    MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! They have already eaten half a 40lb bag of Nutro Natural Choice Large Breed and have been eating that brand for over two years