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  1. warpedskydiver
    The actual size of the landing area means alot. Who can't find a place to land on 80 plus acres?
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    If you look at each of these intsances I bet you will find that over 75% of these were operator error or just plain old bad choices made. I know just one of the SDC fatalities was a freak accident, and that was dealt with IMMEDIATLEY. I know this for a fact because I did not finish AFP that summer due to no gear availible. At SDC I have never seen anyone condone unsafe actions, yeah we all like having fun but you can bet your ass you will get a little chat from the staff or others if you need it. Don't like the talk? don't act like a fool or leave. P.S. We actually have a landing pattern USE IT. BTW so little is said to anyone that if you do get a talking to you might just wanna listen.
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    Hey my parents had a 1972 Caprice 4 door ex police supervisors car, my dad was a mechanic and he fixed it when we got it, it was sluggish/ No Power. He found that that carpet padding had balled up under the accelerator pedal and prevented full operation of the pedal. Seven of us kids drove that car, including drag racing it, and beating it like a slave. My dad sold that car in 1984 with 375,000 miles on it for 500 bucks and that guy drove it two more years until it was hit by a city bus. The engine was rebuilt and went into a camaro. The oral of this story is CHANGE YOUR FUCKING OIL. I don't care some manufacturers say 7500 miles between oil changes, you wanna ride in an otter with that kind of neglect?
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    Did you get beaten for posting a pic where she didn't have a fresh shave? I voted it was nice
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    I bet in 20 years time her ass will look like a tree stump
  6. warpedskydiver
    try USGS or Northern Illinois University they have US quadrangle maps avalible online.
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    I would keep that info to yourself so people won't look at you like a lesser form of life.
  8. warpedskydiver
    What do gay necrophiliacs do in San Francisco on a hot summer day? They go down to the morgue and suck down a few cold ones!
  9. warpedskydiver
    Ah, but what about Masada? Well, magpul named a rifle after it,
  10. warpedskydiver
    I bet Peej is glad his thread isn't posted into this one!
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    Aren't you glad you 't live in Khazakistan? I voted, can I hold up my finger now? She looks great! I hope she wins
  12. warpedskydiver
    Getting the ticket dismissed by the ASA is your best hope.
  13. warpedskydiver
    Quit your bitching and join the club, Obviously you know what it is like to wear size 5 gloves that are skin tight. There are not alot of mountain gorillas doing brain surgery are there?
  14. warpedskydiver
    Was that a 911 call made by Ken the cocksucker? He usually strolls that area all hours of the night. Geez people are assholes.
  15. warpedskydiver
    I would wager that this poor girls body was dumped over the side of the bridge post mortem, in order to have her body float down the river possibly to never be found. This would indicate to me a skydiver was not involved. Or at least someone with really shitty spotting skills.
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    She did well, she was team player, did her job, and if everyone played like that on her team they probably would have won. Go Steph!!!!
  17. warpedskydiver
    In WI if you are drunk act act stupid you will go unnoticed.
  18. warpedskydiver
    Are speaking about pilot flares? Yep Mk79 Mod 0 BTW great stuff, and I appreciate them greatly. Besides it's fun to use them to get tailgaters to back off. Did you know that it takes a while to pump off quite a few of them?
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    If only there were more girls like you
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    Good Girl!
  21. warpedskydiver
    And the german shepherd is not allowed in the farmyard due to farmer Bill's preference for the chicken, sheep, and swine.
  22. warpedskydiver
    Issues as important as these transcend mere forum boundaries.
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    Hi Cora!
  24. warpedskydiver
    explain people dying from second hand smoke related illness
  25. warpedskydiver
    www.dickssportinggoods.com/sm-under-armour-power-thong-underwear-womens--pi-1377647.html Hmmm I can think of a few ladies these would look great on!