Emma

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  1. She REALLY doesn't mind that you put these pictures on here? Never let the girl anywhere near Hinton, for fuckssake. She won't be safe for 5 minutes...
  2. Emma

    Langer Boggie

    And they aint got a pwetty wickle mural in the hangar like Hinton...Keep the civvies happy with nice, colourful pictures...Hippyish, but cool...
  3. Emma

    Langer Boggie

    ..or you could come to Hinton, dead friendly, good Turbolet, nice new hot showers and nice grassy bits to pitch your tent. Oh yeh, and a fab bar too.....I don't wanna say it's basically loads better than Langar....but...uh...it is....
  4. Emma

    sucks to be us

    Puhhlease....Any interaction between myself and weenerdick has been purely offensive and any suggestion to the contrary is no doubt inspired by the pervert fantasist himself. And anyway - I started this thread about rain. How come it degenerated into this? Bloody disgusting. About time someone locked it...But before they do: boobies willies boobies willies boobies willies Thanks for that. Have a nice weekend I'm going HOME! HAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
  5. Emma

    sucks to be us

    You see, Skreamy, this is where your argument fell down...
  6. Emma

    sucks to be us

    I guess tweezers would be more appropriate...
  7. Emma

    sucks to be us

    Whatever. The point is, I can now see my feet, as long as I have a winch handy. Which is more than you can say about your penis.
  8. Emma

    sucks to be us

    I didn't say it was human....
  9. Emma

    sucks to be us

    And somewhere in England, Skreamer's girlfriend ISN'T...and never has.....
  10. Emma

    sucks to be us

    Shut up! You know full well I've got down to under 250lbs now you bastard! What do you want? Anorexic model types? Pfffft. Long live lard and all pies made with it!
  11. Emma

    sucks to be us

    Yeh yeh..but look at the ankles! Not that fat! Muthafu****....
  12. Emma

    sucks to be us

    And THAT is a crock of shit. You know full well I've downsized to Spectre 230. Get over it needledick, you'll never woo me. You're like a nerd pulling girls' plaits to get attention.
  13. Emma

    sucks to be us

    Oh yeh, I forgot to say: PRICK.
  14. Emma

    sucks to be us

    You've seen the video then?
  15. Emma

    Rat Bastards

    Yeh yeh - make them pay! Two jump tickets for anyone over 15 stone! ...Oh..sorry, deja vu...I thought this was a different thread...
  16. Emma

    sucks to be us

    Fat is your friend....mmmmm...pies..... Fancy a *special* pie sometime, Kreamer? Your wife just seriously underloaded it, the big wuss! What's a wingloading of 2.8 to me? Huh?
  17. I want one! I want one! Where do you think it would look good? I was thinking my forehead to really show my support - and I'm not even American! It's just so...moving - y'know?
  18. Emma

    Hey Baby!

    Uh..where do you guys jump again? Just out of interest....
  19. Emma

    Friday morning

    Maybe...not Prince Charles though..and certainly not our young Edward. They have that 'buggered to death' look in their eyes, even now....poor loves.
  20. Emma

    Friday morning

    in the fields of institutionalised buggery and caning....
  21. Actually - why am I laughing? That sounds like a successful 4-way flat to me......am I missing something?
  22. Wow. I knew I'd have to meet one someday. Another urban myth is proved to be true! Congratulations! (And sorry, I aint too good at freefly stuff yet)
  23. Emma

    sucks to be us

    Just ask Skre..... Actually. Don't.
  24. Emma

    Friday morning

    Yesss....at our posh English private schools all you need is a plum in your mouth and plenty of old money and voila! You shall be edumacated to the finest standards! Thickies welcome.....In fact - any money will do, old or new. Why, at Oxford, they even build whole college wings devoted to attracting foreign students...