Emma

Kewl! Just posted the pics (http://www.jump4fun.co.uk) and then saw your message. All the best! Em

Yes, finally, for your delectation (horror?) the bra jump pictures are available for all... http://www.jump4fun.co.uk And 6,000 GB Pounds raised in aid of breast cancer research! Thanks to all of you who sponsored it .

Sorry, yes, it's as boring as a whuffo-only dinner party... Can someone tell me how you stick a picture on your profile? I have this fantasy where dz.com users throw up in unison around the world and... Anyway...anyone?

See? Anyone listen to my 'troll' warning? No you did not. Tcht. Next time PAY ATTENTION TO THE PIE QUEEN!

Swallow what? What are you all talking about?

Michael. Since you are so 'new' to this crrrrrazy internet world (my ass you are, porn-seeker), if you want to put something in quotes do it like this, without the spaces: *** Mchale takes it up the arse[/ quote] Got it? Stay safe preeeety boy, you can cork into us any time...for a fee. xxx

3fLiEr - You're talking about our tits aren't you? How DARE you sir! All the PUNANI? Yeh, cos, like, you get to sample so much of it...heheh... keep stockpiling the Twixs, freakboy...

Does the word 'TROLL' mean anything to you? Check your teeth, seems to me most of you have been chewing on it for the duration of this thread. (McHale, you could cork into F'awesome, you know, cos we iz such FAT BEEETCHES heheheh)

Heheh...reminds me of an article I found in a corporate newspaper about this girl who'd done a tandem (A tandem, singular) at our DZ. In it, she said she was going to quit her job and become a skydiving instructor. Man, she wasn't even interested in AFF or S/L...just going straight for that instructor's rating! Amazing! Funnily enough, we have never seen her again. Hope she never got round to handing in that resignation letter, it might have left her looking a bit foolish. Hate to be a smug bitch-ass cynic (no I don't..who am I trying to kid?!), but when you've heard that crap once, you don't need to hear it from the mouths of every single temporarily de-whuffoed whuffo. They go back to *reality* and we never see them again. Mongs.

Take lots of echinacea. You get it in hippy health food shops. It actually works though - even my doctor recommended it to me. Or load up on the antihistamines and Sudafed (but always read the label! )Good luck!

..in the mists of time, the controversial leader of our online dz home posted some letter he'd received asking for (in effect) hot skydiving beeatches with 'model looks'? And then we all had a big row about sexism and birds with sweaty armpits n stuff... Weeeeell....looks like a volunteer may have surfaced nonetheless...check it out (thanks McHale for your unerring dedication in seeking out sex and skydiving on the web. You are the master*): http://www.maximonline.com/sports/girls_of_extreme_sports/anston.html (* add suffix if appropriate...Palmer and I know da trooof)

News just in: Dyslexic Troops have surrounded John Lewis* - they have heard that Bed Linen is on the second floor. *Multi-national translation service: = UK department store

Have you got a Twix and a can of coke? I'm sure we can sort something out

Fool. After tempting Fate so extravagently, I'd say you'd best get touching wood, fast. (Find the double entendre if you will - I guess you're probably covered in *that* respect already) Emma

LMAO! To some extent I agree. You have to have compassion but you also have to draw the line somewhere. However, on the aid issue, correct me if I'm wrong (and I mean that in the true spirit of open-minded debate) but don't most 'first world' countries still demand crippling interest on these 'loans'? And on this issue: again, tell me different if I'm wrong, but i understood the idea was to use up the rest of the world's resources so that when all the oil runs out, the USA will be ok cos they'll have their own left? Which they can then use up while the rest of the world is totally fucked? I'm really not saying I'm right here, this is just some stuff I've heard. Emma

News just in: The SAS have stormed Battersea dogs home in London. After some negotiation they released all the Afghans.

http://www.dropzone.com/features/Skydiverssueovermid-airc.shtml

Pedant.

Legend: Typing certain particular letter combinations into Microsoft Word using Wingdings and Webdings fonts produces some eerie results. Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2001] 1. open MS word 2. type "NYC" in uppercase letters 3. change the font size to 72 4. change the font to webdings 5. change the font to wingdings Apparently "q33ny" - supposed to be the flight number of one of the crashed planes - gives an aeroplane, two buildings, a skull and crossbones and the star of david. Again, no comment, although whether this is in fact the number of one of the planes seems unlikely. I've heard a few people suggesting that this is a sign that Microsoft were involved in the terrorist attack. Origins: The first set of instructions is a gimmick which has been known for years (since at least 1997): Typing the letters NYC using the Webdings font in Microsoft Word (or similar Microsoft word processing application) produces, as shown below, an image of an eye, a heart, and a city skyline, which some people read as "I love New York" (although the last image could really be any big city skyline). Switching to the WingDings font produces an image of a skull and crossbones, a Star of David, and a thumbs-up symbol, read by some conspiracy-minded folks as a symbolic approval of the killing of Jews. The last "coincidence" is strictly a manufactured one. Although typing the characters "Q33NY" using the Wingdings font does produce the string of images shown below (an airplane, two pieces of paper that sort of resemble buildings, a skull and crossbones, and a Star of David), there was no flight "Q33NY" involved in the terrorist attack on New York City. The two flights who planes were crashed into the building were American Airlines Flight 11 and United Airlines Flight 175.

Yes Clay, but the whole point is, the Israelis (not all Jews are Israelis but whatever) are not the same people who died in the Concentration Camps. They are (some of) the ones who fled. And what are most Afganis trying to do? Yes, flee. Think it through; TODAY Afghanis are oppressed, starved, slaughtered etc. Maybe in years to come they will arm themselves, but to blame them and bomb them for failing to overthrow their own oppressors today is illogical. Re. your comments on socialism. I think you've been hoisted by your own petarrd: 1 : any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods 2 a : a system of society or group living in which there is no private property b : a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state 3 : a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done The Uk has too much privatisation to be rightly called 'socialist'. If anything, we have a liberal, capitalist democracy. But thanks for 'explaining' to me what kind of Government I live under. It really helped.

Clay- did you actually bother to read the links I put up to the CIA and Amnesty International websites? It explains that the people of Afghanistan have been and still are victims of the Taliban. They have murdered thousands of men, women and children. When someone murders you, it pretty much removes your 'choices'. That is the comparison I make with the WTC victims. Do you think the victims of the WWII Holocuast deserved what they got then? Did the Jews, gypsies, blacks, cripples all deserve to be put into concentration camps and gassed? Why didn't those lazy, stupid fuckers rise up against the Nazis? I bet they'd be kicking themselves now if they knew how easy it would have been.

Define 'socialist'?

By the way, guys, since I'm a drippy sappy love everyone type, I would just like to point out that this thread is teetering dangerously on the edge of 'must be deleted!' stuff, so maybe we could tone down the personal attacks (yes yes I am guilty above, but someone said I had a 'whats on TV brain'..now, where's the remote....?)

'I know that you can't wrap your socialist, live a life of comfort, FM radio and what's on tv brain around that but it's the truth.

Another small point: 'The leadership of al-Qaida has great influence in Afghanistan, and supports the Taliban regime in controlling most of that country. In Afghanistan, we see al-Qaida’s vision for the world. Afghanistan’s people have been brutalized, many are starving and many have fled. Women are not allowed to attend school. You can be jailed for owning a television. Religion can be practiced only as their leaders dictate. A man can be jailed in Afghanistan if his beard is not long enough. The United States respects the people of Afghanistan. After all, we are currently its largest source of humanitarian aid, but we condemn the Taliban regime. It is not only repressing its own people, it is threatening people everywhere by sponsoring and sheltering and supplying terrorists.' Who said this? Your President. I guess he, at least, feels some compassion for these 'poor fuckers'.