Emma

MARC! Get a GRIP!

That would have been after the nudie jump though...you could have seen his (snigger) nipples and bum cheeks too, if you'd been anywhere near the landing square. The whuffos loved it... (Btw - you're all fukin perverts)

Marc....you need to ..uh...get yourself a magazine to read or something, man...Really

Isn't it amazing how men are fascinated by 'vile lezzers' - perhaps some of them feel emasculated by the notion that a woman can derive as much, if not more, pleasure from another woman than she can from a man? And for some men, that emasculation replicates the mother-child relationship of their infacy when they felt safe, small and dependant, suckling on Mummy's breast? Which is why they love to watch women and women getting it on? It makes them feel safe again...watching like little, excluded, adolescent boys, from the sidelines.... Similarly, this pseudo-disgust for anal sex between 'butt-munching' men is obviously nothing more than another warped obsession. Men love the idea of enjoying these 'darker pleasures' with WOMEN, and spend vast amounts of time trying to get 'filthy sluts' to 'take it up the arse'. Men. Freaks or what?

Clive showed me his willy once. That was pretty depraved.

3fLiEr - surely it's quality not quantity? (Of the women, I mean....'I think we'll call it a day now'..what a great line...Shame she had a face like a slapped arse...well, both of them did, I guess). Me v dull - a hammock in Greece broad daylight, under a dress. Not v comfortable. Or subtle. And a train carriage late at night. Ditto on comfort etc. But I was only 19 and very drunk. Both times.

Please...don't tell any more of it....These are nice, respectable young men on this forum...they don't need to know the rest and go getting ideas...Not those sort of ideas, anyway... em

Hate to break it to y'all, but this global warming sh*t is actually pushing us towards an ice age. So we're all funked, anyway. Might as well skydive NOW, I say. Bunk off work b4 it's too late! E

God, you are a freak Ben x

Mmmm...did someone say pies????

- skydiving - the clitoris (wtf is this G spot thing you mention??? urban myth, definitely) - all own teeth - own hair - my packer (ha ha) - that am still employed despite spending 90% of work time surfing net or dreaming about skydiving - the contraceptive pill - sushi (no connection to any of above) - beer, wine, vodka and red bull - Panadol extra - that do not live in Afghanistan

LOL!!!! Remi!

Nothing to do with boobies, really, but in my juvenile way, I found this quite funny: Three generations of prostitutes were sitting around the dinner table. The daughter asked the mother - "Mum, nowadays we charge 50 dollars for a blow job. How much did you used to charge in your day?" The mother replied - "Well, it was different back then. Young men didn't have much spare cash, but after they'd bought the lard for family dinner, they often had some spare to spend on a quick suck from a pretty girl, and so we used to charge about 10 dollars" She then asked her grandmother - "Grandma, how much did you charge in your day?" To which her grandmother replied - "It was the Great Depression, sweetheart. We didn't charge the boys anything; we were just grateful for something warm to drink." Emma

Fuck me...if you get any stories...I'm all eyes. I just need to print this shit off and hope mommy doesn't read it... You get their thighs (the fatter and whiter the better -ask Skreamer where 2 look) and slowly PART them with the use of a spatula and clamps. If the slut is especially skanky, it may require the help of a friend, but once PARTED , with the right scuba gear, you could be in for some serious POST-SKYDIVIN' FUN! (So I hear....Huh..fuckin lezzers with no desire for a REAL man is all I seem 2 find...but some day...some day...) Get writing...I have tissues... AA

Yes yes whatever. You want us, bitch, you just don't know it yet. And when you realise that, well...let's just say, bring LOTSA flour, ok? (Thanks for the info btw, very helpful, really, glad to see the 'serious' topic of RW is treated with the respect it deserves! Em x

UHHHH!!!! Like I would KNOW??? I mean, one suspects, given his..uh...PERSONA and all...but I have NEVER been there, even in my darkest, most drunken moments! And believe me, with rolls of lard the size of mine, he'd have to be a pretty impressive candidate to make it to that 'special place' beneath....

Skreamer - you are full of shit. But fair point about our fat arses. Do they have a tunnel for fat bastards? Double size with triple strength blowers? That's what I need on me own, let alone with the other fat bloaters. But enough talk of Skreamer's conquests. Thanks for all the info everyone (else). I am voting for Solly at the moment. Any man who creepers so hard he gives himself a black eye MUST be good! E

Kewel. We have been in touch with Solly. Apparently he is totally amazing and should be able to really help us. We're also keen on the wind tunnel too. Anyone been in it? Slightly scared since I assume it aint as forgiving as the very very BIG sky we're used to...

Thanks Stacy - that's really useful. 4way is the best! How's your team going? We're having a good time but are always looking for tips/ advice etc. We're a pretty junior team, average no. of jumps is about 240 so we're mainly sticking to randoms at the moment.

God, that's really terrible! We have someone on DZ control to check everyone back in safely, although I know not everywhere does. I suppose if you are doing a solo you could mention it to someone before you leave....but it would probably sound a bit weird: 'Hey...man...in case I don't make it back...keep an eye out for me?' etc etc. Don't know how well it would go down. I think the DZ should take responsibility for that, rather than the onus being on the individual skydiver, anyway. You should maybe mention to them that it worried you. After all, say you'd broken your leg, a femur maybe. You would have probebly bled to death, something that's a lot less likely to happen if you get help asap. That's the bottom line, really. Most DZ's (regardless of how cool and nice they are and all that), HATE to see fatalities on their ground. It's not exactly good for business. Maybe you should mention that. Emma

Would kind of be a weird thing to do though... A while ago there was this whuffo girl who kept coming on and telling everyone about the marital problems she was having with her bloke, who was a skydiver. It got a bit heavy. And then she left. Skreamer is a whuffo. He has never actually jumped, he just keeps on buying gear and posting on here to fulfill the little fantasy world he has created. He thinks it might help him pull the ladies. But it doesn't . Em

Does anyone have any advice about where is the best place to do 4way training in Florida? We want to go there (we're based in England) cuz it's near the tunnel, and have been in touch with people from Deland and Sebastian. Anyone have experience of 4way training at either? We need to think about costs, how they train (ie do they split the team up, stuff like that), what the coaches are like... Incidentally, we're a junior team looking at Nationals next year. Cheers Emma

Heheh...yep, totally with you on that one. Wz thinking I was getting better at last, finally managing to be vaguely in the right place at the right time on RW jumps, so decided to swoop a tandem... No big deal huh? So...I swoop out, somehow forget how to do it, end up on my head (which was kinda cool but not what I'd intended!) and when I get to the tandem, who's hanging out there in front of his video man....I nearly take the fucker out! And, it's all on vid... So we're watching it with the tandem passenger and his family after the jump, he's going, 'Here's where that girl came in!!!! Whoah!' and skydivers around me start cringing and wincing.... I was shite, truly, and I should know better after 250 jumps. Dunno what happened..I just...er...became totally crap and forgot how to fly. Luckily, someone else comes along before long and makes more of an arse of themselves than you do....everyone has their turn wearing the cap of shame at some point. Em x

Hey man!!!! That was a bloody fine RW jump! We were all amazing!!!! 23 points wasn't it? 3FliEr...am still having nightmares about you and that ..intellectually challenged young lady of dubious moral standing...I mean, being a DZ slut is all well and good (hey....what else is there to do when the sun goes down? I mean, I like to stay in with a good book as you know, but I can see that all that pent-up air rage needs to go somewhere)...but normally one waits until one has at least got off the rope, no? Miaow! Skreamer, bless, has found a new home with the Hinton drop outs. Lucky bastard if you ask me....'real jobs' SUCK!!! Am having a whuffo overload already! Do you really have to deploy at 3k for ...like....ever? Heheh..how funny....you'll be out last now though...SHIT!!! You'll see our dodgy 4-way exits! Shhhh...no-one needs to know, eh, mate, and I'll keep your Saturady night 'intimacies' under wraps... Mmmm....Kenya calls....blue skies, no helmets, sun, sea, skydiving.... Emma (need a cool 'handle'...need more anonymity...tchttt) Go Hard, Fast & SwaLLow

Jumperpaula and Freaksis - I don't know how it would work for setting this sort of thing up in the US, but we got in touch with a charity called Walk the Walk (http://www.walkthewalk.org) who have an arrangement with Playtex. Playtex provide the bras at reduced rate, participants cover the cost of that (about 15GB Pounds). We then collected sponsorship individually and Walk the Walk organised some PR. Walk the Walk then pass the money on to other breast cancer charities! We customised the bras ourselves with fluff and glitter and stuff, for a foxy disco vibe! JPG. 8 is my friend Catherine. She is indeed a honey, no? I'm in JPG. 5 and 19 (big gob shouting at poor bitches in the door)...and my pie-eaters arse is JPG. 20...ha ha....Nice. Not. My favourite picture is Mickey the cameraman, JPG. 4. Smug? lol