Emma

I like a bit of countreeeee...must track it down then..... Holy God..I must be getting o-o-o-o-ld......

Re. www.deadmike.com..... My boss's name is Mike...it might freak him out a wee bit too much!

wow rking, nice photo!

People always say that...but it just seems like a random kind of statement intended to pacify if you ask me...... (This is my BOSS....It doesn't matter if he gets a bit scared....he's the guy who said of AFF - 'All you have to do is arch and pull a handle - how hard can it be?'. He hasn't done it, needless to say)

My boss is doing a tandem at my DZ soon (!!!!!) and wants to know what are his chances of breaking a leg or dying. What shall I say? heh heh......Suggestions welcomed...

If you want further proof, just look at 'Miami Vice'. VICE! See! Aint no smoke without fire! Don and his mate always seemed pretty busy to me, trying to stamp out VICE! But to no avail....poor loves, they never stood a chance....

Of course not, I'm from England, silly.

The more you protest, the gayer you must be...IMHO.

Not me though. Or any of my friends. Although I suspect it's extremely widespread in America, home of vice and wrong-doing that it is.

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Pinky Doodahtushie. God no, I sound like a gay advertising executive on E.

I have removed mention of it and thwarted all potential stalkers ;) Shame.

Don't make me sick.

Nice picture, John. You look very friendly and reliable. How ironic.

yeh but her arse is fab

It's difficult I reckon. I did the same thing, got a rig and kind of tried to match the colours of my jumpsuit to it. White, pink and (I think they call it?) teale. Some skygod took the piss out of it and pointed out that it is very 80s. But I like the 80s....I mean, batwings are back, aren't they? Have you seen those Birdman suits? Now that is one helluva batwing.... Anyways, I don't think you can ever please everyone. For some reason, I think RW suits look better with more subdued colours and freefly suits can go a bit more WACKY! (Hey, you don't have to be MAD to work here, but it helps! Right?) One of my friends has a lovely ff suit with special holgraphic silver material in a funky stripe down the outside of each leg. She got it specially and sent it off to the seamstress (or whatever..tailor? manufacturer?). The best thing about RW suits is that the booties look like cool flares and the grips make men's arms look bigger. The only reason I don't freefly is because those baggy suits make you look fat. And you can't have THAT in yer vids, can ya?

So, he got bored of the oh-so-anonymous pseudonymn of Philhartee did he? Almost as subtle as my own nom de plume...God, I need a new one so i can get involved with controversial debates with impunity.... And I aint gonna use PieQueen cos it's too painful...[SOB]....

Spindoctor - who s/he? A Brummie with a teardrop who jumps at Hinton.....? Sorry, I am a bit out of it of late. Is it Mr Hartree?

I dunno .... Maybe Will's right. I am just a girl. A girl with a big arse. I'll ask a bloke to help next time. ;) (And Will, stop kissing up to Poxon. Your obsequience is not becoming. Just cos he's on the Council it won't help you wriggle out of your next grounding. He heh)

My arse is far too big to be kicked by a worm like you. Dream on, Spotting Champ.

I don't think the magic of Kylie is really down to her lyrics or catchy song-writing ability?

LMAO! Yep, Lloyds. Bless them. He told me the same thing. Toss. The funny thing is, they've insured two video cameras and a stills camera which will be used for skydiving, no problem. And I DID say to them, 'Is it covered for loss ANYWHERE? Doing ANYTHING?' And they said it was..so.....

I like the green one and the white one the best. She looks fat in blue, and the red, white and blue one reminds me of those naff plastic curtain strips you get in butchers' shops. But she is still a babe.

Just found out my contents insurance won't cover parachutes. Quite a funny moment: 'Oh yes Madam, as long as the item is under the value of £2,000 it's covered. We cover ANYTHING under that value inside or outside the home'... 'Well yes, I CAN check, but believe me, they do cover anything....It's a WHAT? Oh er...right...better just check that then...' 'Yes, it's insured while it's in the home...No, I suppose you DON'T use it in the home all that much. Sorry!'... Buggeration.

Yeh, that's what I thought. Bastards.