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Eight years ago, I broke my ankle rollerblading through the back of a grocery store parking lot. It was secluded, but there was a path to an apartment complex behind the shopping center. While I was sitting there, twenty people passed by me and not one of them offered to help. A construction worker saw me and let me borrow his phone, but as soon as I was finished calling a friend. He left. It's amazing how we treat each other. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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On my DVD player, a fine layer of drywall dust (house is under construction) In my DVD player, Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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My grandmother even had to laugh about it and she was one of those women that NEVER laughed. We called her "granny grumps". Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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When I was little (about 2), my mom sent me to my grandmother's house for the summer. I was newly potty trained and my mom told me that grandma didn't like to deal with "messes". She went on to say that I needed to make sure I cleaned myself really well. "Use plenty of toilet paper." So on my first day there, my grandmother calls my mom to tell her that I spent an hour in the bathroom. She was concerned and came to check on me. When she entered the bathroom, she discovered that I had toilet paper wrapped around my hand and up to my elbow. I had wiped myself really well, but I couldn't figure out how to get the toilet paper off - so I just sat there :( To this day, I still use entirely too much toilet paper. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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My phone number is one digit different than our local pharmacy. Each day, I receive calls requesting prescription refills. I explain their dialing error. Some people are very rude - like's it my fault they called me. Once, the same person called me three times in a row. She insisted she had the right number. Finally, I told her I'd fill the prescription and she could pick it up in an hour and then I hung up on her. She didn't call back. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Well...this probably won't work for you because it's very short notice, but April fools day falls on a Saturday - you could tell everyone that you are having a shotgun wedding - you're marrying some girl you knocked up. Plan a wicked party - get a mock minister. Have everyone come to witness the nuptials and when you get to the "I do" part say April Fools instead :) Then, you can tell everyone it's an early graduation celebration. There will be so many parties when you graduate - it would be nice to have one early :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Crazy glue Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Things I like.... Found money - money that you didn't know you lost, but you find it in a jacket pocket Quiet nights - no kids fighting in my house because they are both grounded to their bedrooms for fighting My new look - I got my hair chopped off and dropped 10 lbs and discovered a new me My parents - I didn't always like them, but now that I'm almost 40 they are pretty damn cool My future employer - I went to a job interview six weeks ago. I declined the position because I want a job that fits into my life instead of a job that I have to mold my life around. Anyway, today I got a call from the owner of the company. He really wants me to come to work for him and he is willing to let me make my own schedule and tell him how much money I'd like to make. How cool is that? I'm sure I'll think of more stuff just as soon as I make this post! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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I'm five??????????? Five.....hmmm.... I might have to remove you from my kidney transplant list.
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One of my friends sent me a link to this, it's a wacky news story blog. Some of the headlines include: "Man Gets 28 Days in Jail for Putting a Pool-Ball Between His Buttocks" "For Sale, Used Whore Houses, Great Locations, What a Bargain!" "500 Arrested for Flying Killer Metal Kites" Check it out: http://www.goofyblog.net/ We live in a strange world... Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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well...the camera doesn't lie...you look marvelous darling :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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$22 cash ($22.88 plastic) for 13,500 in the Otter - Skydive Orange located in Virginia Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Cool suit! Great photo :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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If you're still a hottie and you still know it....
jumpjunkie2004 replied to alanab's topic in The Bonfire
You look AWESOME! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... -
Doesn't everyone get them? : ( It's so much easier to smile when the sun is shining. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Duh...give them to me : ) I need sugar to survive : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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What beverage are you currently addicted to?
jumpjunkie2004 replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
Diet Coke and red wine : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... -
lol : ) I'll remember that next time someone asks : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Another one of my personal favorites is: "What are you going to do if your reserve doesn't work?" The answer seems pretty obvious to me... Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Earlier today, I got my new freefly suit. I was so excited. This evening, I was talking to my whuffo friend Susan and mentioned it to her. "I really love my new freefly suit. You should see it!" She said, "Wow. That's cool. Why was it free?" Silly whuffos make me smile : ) What on Earth would I be doing with a FREE fly-suit in March? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Real answer - Z-hills - great DZ! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Virginia is nice this time of year : ) Not quite 90...more like 50...but not freezing : ) Close to DC. Orange is having membership appreciation weekend. Jumps for non-members are discounted to $17. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Happy Birthday to you :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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Finishing AFF was a super sweet! :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
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When you got your B license in the mail???? Mine came today. Woo hoo! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...