jumpjunkie2004

I would have bought stuff for my kids at Barnes and Noble and put the equivalent amount cash in my jump fund. : ) My relatives should realize that it would just be easier if they bought me jumps instead! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I was at Cross Keys a couple of weeks ago and my son misplaced my digital camera. Instead of just replacing the camera with another still camera, I thought it would be nice to find a camera that did both video and stills. I only have 77 jumps, but I'm trying to think ahead. What digital video camera (that also does stills) would you recommend for future use with a helmet? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Sounds like a great time. The last time I went to the ballet - it involved a bunch of six year olds - not exactly like the top quality performance you saw : ) Have you ever been to Cirque du Soleil? If you get a chance to see the show, you should check it out. When you mentioned being mesmerized, I immediately thought of this. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I'm so sorry to hear this news : ( Your family in my thoughts. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Mac Powerbook G4 with a Super Drive It's my third Mac - great computers - easy to use. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I'm surprised you didn't learn this in grade school : ) It's amazing how mean kids can be! Very cute story : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I'm here Master Turtlespeed. I've come to push you off the wagon. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Rich man = more money More money = more Vegas vacations What happens in Vegas....stays in Vegas Maybe it's true : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Leave it up to a seven year old to set me straight... My daughter told me that she is never getting married. I asked why and she replied, "Because I don't want to have children." I explained that not all married couples don't have children. She said, "I'm still not getting married." I said that was fine, but I was curious why she had made this decision. She said, "What if I marry a boy and then I meet another boy I like better?" Damn...kids are smart these days! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Mom's advice on marriage: "You can love a rich man just as easily as you can love a poor man." Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

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When I proclaimed that my mother was especially mean to me, her standard reply was: "I'm equally mean to all of my children." She was very mean When I asked what time dad would be home for dinner, her reply: "When he walks through the door, and not a minute sooner." Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

My dad didn't say much to us. However, when I said, "I love you dad." He would always say, "I love you more." Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

sorry that was a typo : ) Thanks! I corrected it. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Country Time has no difference between the ingredients of their normal lemonade and their pink lemonade except for the food coloring. Minute Maid and most other frozen concentrate brands have a little bit of grape juice in the pink lemonade. Minute Maid Pink Lemonade contains PURE FILTERED WATER, SWEETENERS (HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR), LEMON JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE, GRAPE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE (FOR COLOR), LEMON PULP, NATURAL FLAVORS. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Breaking things : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Liz, I toasted your dad last night. Although I never met him, from everything I've heard, he was a great man and awesome dad. I'm very sorry for your loss Liz. Thanks for posting some photos of him! Sarah Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Nice use of the .... Master Turtlespeed would be proud of you. : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I like it when you try to confuse me even more : ) You know Master, I'm suffering from mental abnormalities as well as being severely disfigured. Your genetically challenged, grasshopper Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Does this mean - less details? As in... (omitted information) Or does it mean - quote more people? Your confused student : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Master Turtlespeed, Due to the graphic nature of my abnormality, I had to edit the photo I posted. You can call me anything you'd like Master. Your humble disfigured protegee Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I have broken two ankles jumping (two separate incidents), and now I jump with ankle braces and do a bunch of butt slides to protect my ankles. However, on a few rare occasions, I've actually stood up my landing : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Hey - they weren't all skydiving injuries : ) I've abused myself my entire life. Dancing, Gymnastics, Three Wheeling, Pom Poms, and now skydiving : ) I've always hated milk because it makes me sick to my stomach. So, I'm sure it's part of the problem plus I'm old. So...young people...drink up! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

breakable and clumsy? Not a very good combination. Five broken ankles One broken leg Multiple ankle sprains : ( Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Proceed with caution : ) and always carry a cell phone. At ten of five on a Friday, the body shop told me that I could come over and get my car. If I didn't get it before five, I'd have to wait until Monday. The body shop was about a mile and 1/2 from my house. I knew that I couldn't run there that fast. So, I had a great idea. I'll ROLLERBLADE! Put my wallet in my back pocket and went out the door. Bladed as fast as I could on this path that I thought would lead right through the shopping center near my house. I felt so clever. I'm taking a short cut! However, the paved path turned into gravel and then just compressed dirt and then back in to gravel. Walking on the gravel in rollerblades was super slow. If I wanted to make it in time, I had to get off the path and down into the parking lot. I started down a steep hill of compressed dirt and broke my ankle : ( I crawled down the hill to the service road behind the shopping center. No cell phone. No people. Eventually a construction worker happened by and lent me his phone. Interesting...it turns out I didn't really need my car for the weekend. It was a clutch and I had broken my left ankle : ( Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...