jumpjunkie2004

Skymonkey eating monkey...sounds a little like cannibalism : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

makes me wonder. What's the strangest or most unusual thing you have ever eaten? (people don't count - unless you are making a reference to cannibalism :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Was he cleared for self-supervision? Were you coaching him? Do you hold the appropriate rating for that? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

you weren't by any chance basement installing a light fixture? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Great Master Turtlespeed, Thank you for granting me your posting wisdom : ) Your posting protegee, Sarah Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

lol... great advice : ) I'm also getting ready to install a light fixture. I have no clue what I'm doing. Maybe I should start another thread: Have you ever... accidentally electrocuted yourself or a friend? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Nice Google Link : ) I admit I was being lazy. I've spent 30 minutes trying to find my studs. It seems like the people who finished my basement were trying to conserve lumber. I thought someone here might be a dart enthusiast and would reply with 6 feet or whatever it is. I guess I should have asked something more interesting. Like have you ever accidentally hit someone in the eye with a dart : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Thanks - I'll check it out! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Any one have a dart board? Is there a regulation height it should be from the ground? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I don't eat whipped cream, but i use fresh when I make chocolate mousse! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I've been doing laundry for a long time (read that as I'm old). I'd classify that shirt as a "light". I wouldn't include it in a load that was getting bleach. If you don't plan to use bleach, you can include it with your whites - if the shirt isn't new. You don't want to put it in with the whites if the red is going to bleed. Good luck : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Emma doesn't like peanut butter - she's a freak. What self respecting seven year old doesn't eat PB&J? She got Reese's Cups in her Easter basket and gave them to JACK! I'm like "Hello...dude...I'm your mom...you could have given them to me." : ) Her favorite dessert is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. Jim seldom eats leftovers or anything with fat or cholesterol - he's a freak too : ) Get me out of here! Someone, please abduct and take me out for red meat! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Great photos : ) Beautiful baby : ) Congrats! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

You can invite Emma - she likes ham. When are you cooking? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Congrats! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I'm wondering who will leave first - me or them. I think my room at the asylum is almost ready : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

So...my kids have been on spring break since Friday, April 7th. I've run out of creative meal ideas. Tonight, I'm using lime green Skittles as our "something green" for dinner. It was either that or some moldy cheese : ) Anyone else anxiously waiting to send their kids back to school tomorrow? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Jennifer, I am glad that I could provide a few hours of peace for you in the middle of the chaos. Losing a loved one is never easy, but facing each day with a friend by your side (or on the phone or by email) makes life more tolerable. Friendship is a gift. I am thankful that I have you in my life Jennifer. With extra hugs, Sarah Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Shortly after I obtained my driver's license, I was driving home in the rain. I was going way too fast on a country road not far from my home. I skidded off the road down a steep hill and through an empty field. At the bottom of the hill was a dirt road that lead to a farm, I took the dirt road back up to the main road. Everything was fine. There was absolutely no damage to the car or evidence of the incident except my heart pounding out of my chest and the tire tracks down the side of the hill. When I arrived home, my dad asked me if I had any trouble with the car. Apparently, someone had driven by, recognized the car, and called my parents. Small towns are bad! Word travels too fast! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

We have someone they call Camel Toe. If you are reading this TC, sorry. I couldn't resist posting. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

If I had to do it all over again, I would make different choices. Instead of a BS in accounting, I would pursue a degree in journalism or something more creative. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

If you find one, let me know where you get it! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

If you go to the reunion and you decide to have sex with someone, she is willing to accept the end of your relationship. BTW - I'm a girl. I could give you the long six paragraph assessment, but it sounds to me like it boils down to the sentence above. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

I will be attending a wedding next week and I had to find a scarf to match my dress. Today, I was shopping and found the perfect scarf, but OUCH...it was $38.00 (my dress was on sale for $35). I agonized. I went to pay for it and discovered it was 80% off! It came to $7.56 with tax. So...I found the perfect scarf and I got a super bargain! Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

Well - this story is the opposite of what you've written about, but it's pretty funny. I was a regular at a restaurant called "Pat and Mike's". It was near my office and I went there a couple of times a week. My cousin was in from out of town and I insisted that she meet me there for one of their awesome grilled chicken salads. When we arrived, everyone greeted me by name. We ordered and we are eating our lunch and she is telling me that the salad is absolutely the best ever. I put my fork in my salad and then up to my mouth. But, I discover there is a glove hanging from the end of it. Not a light weight little tiny plastic glove - a heavy plastic glove (like the weight of a freezer bag). I told her that normally the salad came without a glove and she shouldn't feel short changed. OMG...we were cracking up about it. When the waiter came by to see if everything was ok, I told him that there was a glove in my salad. He looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. Then, he looked at the salad and quickly took it away and brought me another one. When the check came, there was no adjustment - no offer of free dessert - nothing. The restaurant closed about a six months later. Hmmm...I wonder how many other patrons received a complimentary glove with their salad? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...