jumpjunkie2004

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  1. Sounds like an excellent idea Liz! I like the way you think :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  2. $6.66 - sounds like my kind of price : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  3. I'm working on Personal Property Tax returns today. If your use the standard depreciation of 20% per year, your TV is now valued at approximately $440.00. Or...you can check on eBay and see what people are getting for the equivalent. Or...you can put some numbers in a hat and pick out one. I'd use really low numbers like $50, $25, and $10. Or...you could just pretend that it was a gift : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  4. Hello Don. Welcome to the forms : ) I'm from MD. Jump at an assortment of places. Plan to check out Suffolk in May. Enjoy your day off! Hope you aren't too hung over this morning :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  5. The gig is up...I'm lying about the drugs I'm drinking red wine Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  6. I'm sorry - I suck. I didn't even notice the icon Please accept my most humble apology ACME Skydiver Girl :) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  7. And I thought squirrel was funky : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  8. So....this is probably way to much information. Sometimes, when I'm on long trips, I gargle with mouth wash and spit in a soda can in my car. Long story short - drank from the spit can. It was a combination of Scope, Diet Coke and my own spit. Here's the yucky part. It took me a minute to figure out what I had done. I was thinking, "Why does that Diet Coke taste minty?" At least it was my own spit : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  9. Dear Mr. ACMEskydiver Man, I am not on drugs (right this minute). I am only under the influence of Master Turtlespeed's Great Wisdom. The Post Whore In Training Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  10. Dear Master Turtlespeed, If you post, I promise not to look (more than once : ) Your curious protegee, padewan Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  11. Master Turtlespeed, Is NWFlyer saying that I'm a troll? I don't want to be a troll. I met a troll once when I was crossing a bridge in West Virginia. He threatened to eat my eyeballs. Trolls are mean. Your posting protegee, Sarah Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  12. I'm just a silly girl Master. I'm a silly girl with a silly dream of being a Post Whore. I know I'm reaching here - it's a big dream - probably beyond my grasp. But with you to guide me....maybe some day....my dreams will be reality :) You can't blame a girl for dreaming. In adoration of you Master Turtlespeed, Your Padewan Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  13. Homework? There's homework tonight??? Geesh... I took your class because I heard that you didn't assign homework : ) Is there a syllabus? Is there any way to earn extra credit? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  14. Great Master Turtlespeed, I was just showing you that my replies come in a wide range. Varying from mildly sarcastic to simply facetious : ) Forever your Post Whore In Training : ) Sarah Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  15. Master Turtlespeed, I was going to suggest that next time he try sauteing the pieces in some garlic, olive oil and white wine. However, I thought it more appropriate to post something about his altered mental state. With much to learn, Your protegee Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  16. Geesh....I hope he was at least drunk : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  17. Besides oxygen deprivation and the extreme heat - I really don't see a problem with it. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  18. When I saw P.W.I.T., it took me about six seconds to figure it out. I'm never sure if I'm pissing people off here - so I thought I'd just ask. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  19. Maybe that could be a new angle for selling SPAM. Just think of all the money you'll save on embalming : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  20. Should I change my sig line? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  21. I broke my ankle on AFF jump #4 and feared that I'd get "the speech". I didn't get it because I didn't have any problems with freefall. When I was a student, there was a man in the program who had some major problems with body position, altitude awareness and freefall. They suggested that he spend some time in the tunnel. Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  22. I grew up on a farm. BBQ squirrel is especially yummy : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  23. You ate an entire can of Spam and lived to tell about it? Wow, you must have some constitution : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  24. Have you been looking at my secret shopping list? Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...
  25. Thanks! This is exactly what I needed : ) Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...