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  1. Goody's headache powders help with the headache & taste so bad that no one I know could get hooked on them. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  2. Having trouble typing....I'm sitting on my hands...trying not to....must fight urge to respond!!!! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  3. Good Grief! No wonder you were having trouble sleeping. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  4. They did that before they were homeowners! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  5. There are 5 @ my house. You just have to fight the wife for them. Careful before you respond...she has a .45 cal. GLOCK. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  6. We're homeowners! (Hippie left out the ') Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  7. LET'S GIVE HIPPIE A HIM! HIM!!...HIM!!!....... stupid noise ordinance welcome to life in a neighborhood Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  8. Hippie & April's Moving Party Host: Wyatt Stine Location: John & April Rogers 2620 North Berkley Lake Rd., Duluth, GA When: Saturday, March 11, 10:00am Phone: (770) 331-8471 All of the locals were sent an Evite. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  9. What part of the ATL are you moving to? Where do you plan on jumping? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  10. You forgot...All of the above Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  11. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  12. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    Oh...sorry I didn't see the original thread. But great minds think alike! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  13. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    Google, "potato gun/cannon". Replace the words pvc pipe with chimney. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  14. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    It's more fun to try & see what will fit IN the car. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  15. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    My Honda car & motorcycle both fit on my side of the garage. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  16. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    What do French people call french toast, french fries, french kisses...toast, fries, kisses...? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  17. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    How do they individually test rectal thermometers? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  18. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    How do they rate bulletproof vests when the only way to test them is to get shot? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  19. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    And the referee steps in to take a point off for a low blow. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  20. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    Oops! Forgot you're a Mother-in-law...sorry. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  21. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    I should really try Decaf Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  22. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    Oh & lets not forget about the McDonald's sign, "Parking for Drive Thru Customers Only"...what the hell is that all about? Why the hell isn't McDonald's on the spell check list? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  23. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    Why are parking spaces getting smaller as cars keep getting larger? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  24. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    Why do toy manufacturers put, "some assembly required", when they really mean, "A lot of assembly required"? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  25. sickandtwisted

    Why?

    Because they're saints for putting up with mother-in-laws, silly! Skymama stalker #69!!!!