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    We tried to teach her that one here in Ga. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    I'm not sure...Kitty can you measure mine for me? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    10. You show up at the local dropzone & ask for gear rental since you are afraid of the wing loading on your personal gear. 9. The personel at the dropzone offer tandem gear even though your jumping solo. 8. You decide to use the restroom at the local Wal-Mart while they are draining your septic tank. 7. The tires on your car scrub on the drivers side. 6. You decide to use the SUV even though the tires still scrub. 5. Your hips touch both side of the double wide doors as you enter Wal-Mart. 4. The Greeter tells you that there is a weight limit on the "fat carts". 3. The workers at the deli run into the back room as you enter the Wal-Mart. 2. The manager advises you to stay away from the sporting goods section out of fear that you would be hunted. 1. You ask the person in the "large section" if they have an article of clothing in your size and they walk away laughing hysterically. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Pork...spend any time in the Middle East & you'll know what I mean. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    That's why I can't wait until the weekend. They all sleep @ the DZ! Although I haven't seen much of Julia over the last couple of weekends. And I will be glad when Kristin gets back in town. Happy B-day Tara! Honestly Shawn...I didn't touch her! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    That was worth repeating brother! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    QuoteMove to Ga. The silence, no crime , warm weather .. Ask Spence if you don't trust ..me.. The_Don .. *** We had a couple of teens smashing mail boxes with baseball bats a few years ago here in GA. My neighbor rebuilt his mailbox with brick & re-bar. A few nights later they tried again. My neighbor told the local Sherrif's Deputy to look around for a car with a large dent in the side. Sure enough, the kids ball bat bounced off the brick mailbox, back into the side of the car door that they were hanging out of. The Deputy pointed out the dent to the teens father (it was the fathers car). It didn't happen again. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    I've taken a 74 years old lady before (or 74 years young as she put it).
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    That's awesome. Sorry I couldn't cheer her on, but my hands were too busy landing the parachute. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Have you tried calling Sandy @ manifest to see if it was found during clean up? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    In Georgia the truck with the bigest tires goes first. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Variety Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Only in Arizona. We might kill a few cows. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    9 o'clock is a little too late for the kids on a school night (remember we live in Gwinnett) so it takes about 30 min just to get home. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    I have her cell#. If I don't hear from her I will call or text her. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Uh yeah...They are spoiled anyway (they wouldn't taste too good). Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Kelly, I have a Chevy Taho I will come & get it. What are the diminsions? What time is Sushi tonite? Could bring the wife & kids to eat then grab the couch. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Oh yeah...anouther regret...buying my wife a 45 cal. GLOCK! BTW that's a big gun for those not familiar with firearms. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    There are a few regrets involving you Kel, but wy wife has a 45 cal. GLOCK! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    My fortune cookie for today was "Truth may be stretched but can never be broken". Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Speaking of regrets...The thumb nail to the left is of the motorcycle that I let my wife convince me to trade in for an SUV. It was my favorite vehicle ever. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    You can say that again. There I said it again for you. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    I had a lot of regret Sunday am from all of the "Tekillya" I drank Sat night. Where were you? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Careful...with our line & running backs it might be like eating Porcupine. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" QuoteYes, but Haste makes Paste! Skymama stalker #69!!!!