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Especially Super Glue Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Why give death row inmates a last meal? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Why do we spend more time searching for the remote than it would take to just get up & change the channel? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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I don't wear wool socks. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Where does that other sock go? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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We all know wool itches...why don't sheep scratch? & why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If you put a sheep in a dryer will it come out with a fro? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Come on girls...I was just trying to cheer her up (in my own twisted sort of way) Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Uh...Yeah...That too...Her nice butt is just a bonus. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Sorry to hear. I'm sure you'll be ok. With a butt like yours you shouldn't have a problem finding another. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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I like that one! The best advise my father gave me about love was, "When I figure it out I'll let you know." Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Now you are comparing apples to oranges. (cagers vs street bikes) When you compare street bikes to street cars the cars usually loose. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Honda RC-51 (liter bike) full racing exhaust & stand alone fuel management system. My bike has more horsepower than my 2002 Honda Civic SI. It runs pretty good in a straight line but I prefer taking the corners with it. BTW the avtar is a 96 Honda Superhawk (also a liter bike & race modified) Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Have you tried the USPA issued life insurance? http://www.uspa.org/membership/index.htm I know very little about insurance, but I do know if you lie during the application then you are not covered. I got my policy before I started skydiving. When I tried to get additional insurance (after I started in the sport) I had the same problem. I mentioned the problem to then uspa board member Danny Page. He brought up the subject in a board meeting & the program was started. I don't know how good it is, but it is available for a fair price. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Are you afraid of roller coasters (and other amusement park rides)?
sickandtwisted replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Acrophobia at Six Flags over Georgia is the only one that scares me & that's because of all of the washers & cotter pins lying on the ground around the ride. Skymama stalker #69!!!! -
Do you mean, "Don't sweat the petty...Pet the sweaty"? I'm not worried...I know Lisa is like a cat (she'll bounce back soon) Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Rich Dunagan But I already use my middle name. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Duct tape, Half of the fun is pulling them off! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Where have you been all my life? We could have had great fun! Quote GA...except for that whole Desert Storm thing. Fun with guns in the sun! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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And with that being said, does anyone wonder why your screen name is what it is? Quote Why do you think that the Marines welcomed me with open arms? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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However, as a kid, I used to go down to the creek with my best friend and pull those little crayfish out of the water and blast them to pieces with firecrackers... Quote Really brings back memories of my childhood...MMMMM!...pipe bombs. And that's all that the courts will allow me to say. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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NO, No, No...I think that in Texas fashion you have to keep them alive. Like, in a glass ornament. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ooohhh....they DO sell those at Hobby Lobby!!!! Still, I don't think Kathy is going to give them back..and the rest of the little fuckers have been laying low since my kids were here. Quote Wow, my Dad use to say we were meaner than a snake, but he never said that we were meaner than a Texas scorpion! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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You know, I gave away 5 live scorpions a few weeks ago to the wife/kids of the DZO here. I wonder if I could get them back now? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hello Kathy? I was wondering if I could get those live scorpions back, so I can now kill them and make Christmas ornaments out of them." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah...I'm sure that would go over REALLY well. NOT!!! Nina Quote NO, No, No...I think that in Texas fashion you have to keep them alive. Like, in a glass ornament. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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i bet if we turned it into a perverted game she would pick it up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And your point would be? Nina You're only as sick as your secrets. Quote At the end of my horns. My fortune in today's fortune cookie read, "You are gifted in many ways". I'm still laughing at the timing. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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Nina, I printed a picture of the CF World Record & brought it to work to show everyone. So far everyone has asked the same question, "which one are you?". To which I only have 1 reply & that is to hang my head in shame & say, "I wasn't involved in that one". I think I will make an effort to be in the 100 way in 2 years. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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i bet if we turned it into a perverted game she would pick it up! Skymama stalker #69!!!!