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    With any other team, 2 first years quarterbacks would constitute a rebuilding year. Ok I know they "red shirt" last year but come on! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    No. I've always been "randy". I just can get away with more. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    She said "go down"! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Quoteref:On another note, you may not have known that all junk mail with a 'postage paid' return envelope is good for up to around 70lbs. So if you want to save up all your junk mail, fill a large box with it, and send it back to the original junk mail sender, then THEY have to deal with it. You can even send other junk mail with it. It really ticks them off to get 70 lbs of someone else's junk mail. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Have you seen this sign at Mcdonalds? Parking for drive-thru service only Thank you What's that all about? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Road sign: (in bold letters) Caution This sign has sharp edges Do not touch the edges of this sign (in fine print) also, the bridge is out ahead Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Havin to pee when my hands are cold...It's a guy thing. Probably like a cold toilet seet for gals. BTW nice quote Kel Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Don't I know you from somewhere?
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    You weree in my dreams a few weeks ago...remember to drive careful Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    She wouldn't do that. She would wait until I got home & beat me to a bloody pulp...little does she know...I like that kinda thing. Amen sister kitty Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    OH! OH! OH! Pick me. I slept well last night after seeing Katie play with your breast! And trust me you are no loser. Seriously, if you can't find anyone to go...I will. No one there will know that I'm married. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Well, I'm pretty sure that they already came! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Who's flying? What plane? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    I've sent a few text messages that caused a few people to Masturbate At Work. Does that count? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    REALLYYYYYYY!!!? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Isn't Trey flying the King Air? If so, I think he can figure out that I'm not sick (physically) I think that is too many females under 1 roof (John & I might run from the house screaming) Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    I'll probably be stuck at Skydive Atlanta jumping Tandems like last year. So close, yet so far away. You can move in with me. The wife may not like it too much though. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Sounds difficult. Can you give more details?Quote Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    HMMM...let's see, I've done it in a car, not while going down the road. I've had a blow job while driving. That's kinda hard...I wouldn't recommend it. Done it between apartments. In a public pool (after hours). And the pool guy wondered why it was so hard to keep the water clear! In a movie theater (behind the curtain). On a motorcycle (sitting still). Sorry Kelly the nipples may get hard in the cold but its difficult to keep something else hard! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    REF:"Yeah, the sex is just like with your wife. She's kind of cold and doesn't move a lot." YOUV'E HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE TOO!! Gees! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Careful. I like it rough! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    REF:good girl reputation. Trying hard to type...hands...shaking..from..laughter! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
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    Oh, with you, now that's a different story. The answer would be just about anywhere. Just kidding. Hey, girl!
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    I take advantage of the situation & hope someone else does all the screaming Skymama stalker #69!!!!