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  1. I'M waiting for BAD! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  2. I'm waiting on the anniversary boogie. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  3. I'm still waiting on Kelly to lift the restraining order. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  4. Of course, I'm a warehouse manager. I'm always waiting on something. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  5. They ask you to help board the plane when the ladder is broke. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  6. Jessie refuses to put up her tent. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  7. Is that how Kristin got all of those bruises on her neck? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  8. It all depends on the grip. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  9. CRW Dogs can dock in the front. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  10. You are the only belly flyer on a hybrid. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  11. Your tandem student arches before they leave the airplane. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  12. That's just wrong on so many levels. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  13. You zip your jumpsuit & have a natural arch. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  14. Your tandem students ask, "which ripcord"? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  15. You can type the same speed with either hand. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  16. You ask the judge if he can lift the restraining order for 1 night only. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  17. I was getting a "steam roller" this weekend by Lauralicious. I grabbed her with legs & arms. We then got a "steam roller" from KaosKitty. I doubt I'll be able to top that this weekend. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  18. With any of the -licious clan! Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  19. Travis & Brie had a really cool Bachelor / Bachelorette party Friday night. I still have the bruises to prove it. The ceremony on Saturday was quite original. I hope to see pictures in Parachutist. Our friends from Skydive The Farm loaded up the plane & made the trip Saturday night. What a wonderful way to celebrate the union of 2 close friends.
  20. I've been fixed. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  21. Older or "gracefully aged" Skymama, How you doin? Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  22. The weather report for the past few weeks has looked bad but we have been able to squeeze a few loads in anyway. Just last week the weather forecast for Saturday was bleak but we jumped all day long. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  23. The kids are asleep. (those with children can appreciate that) Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  24. I have filed the paperwork with the proper authorities. The good weather should arrive bright & early Saturday a.m. Skymama stalker #69!!!!
  25. Wish I could see Skymama naked. No picture necessary. I doubt I would forget that! Uh...Did I say that out loud? Skymama stalker #69!!!!