Feeblemind

Hmmm office sex could be kinda fun It can be, but I always fall back to what my father taught me...... Son there are many fine women in the world, but just remeber this one thing.... Never shit were you eat!! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Please tell Andy good luck in his ventures. This community is so small it is a wonder why some DZO's make the decisions they do. I know one DZ that will not see a cent of my hard earned cash, but tell Andy I will come visit when he opens up. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

I don't want anything for them. You can have this one for free. Falsification of (TM) photos (i.e. Rack v 2.0) is a flogging offense. Also, for anyone has seen the Rack V 2.0 (TM) assesset's you can tell this photo is an insult as the breasts are WAY to small!! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

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No where in the original post did it say the rack portion of the rack v 2.0. LOL next time please be more specific with your requests I have an image of the from the front of the rack. Unfortunately for you it is burned into my mind (I was lucky enough to get a viewing ) Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Okay I have this picture of the Rack V2.0 so I will cave and post it. What do I get cocheese since I am the only one who stepped up? Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Have you jumped a 176 anything yet? Have you jumped a seven cell F111 anything yet? Do you think you are capable of walking away from landing that canopy in less than perfect conditions (ie at sunset, into someone's backyard, downwind, crosswind, etc) after chopping your main on your next skydive? People who sell new jumpers reserves they'll load at 1.2 do NOT have the new jumpers best interests in mind. Thanks for your comments! I won't be jumping this rig for at least 100 jumps, just wanted it for when I was ready. Valid comments regarding landing in tight areas under less than idea conditions. Will take that into consideration. No need to roast me though but your comments are appreciated. I will be questioning the reserve choice. Thanks. I don't think Lisa was flaming you, but rather the person that sold you the gear. She just has your health and well being in mind. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Wow, did anyone get ahold of Holt? I hope the basement doors on his coach are water tight or empty. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

What a shitty way to start off 2006 Fly free and forever blue skys for those who were lost and please watch over us. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

I think you had a Joygasm Welcome to the sport and the best part is you can have multiple joygasms in a day Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Yep, What a mess. Fires in the mid-west and floods in California. Mother nature can really be cruel. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Some many social blunders, but only time to post two. 1st actually happened to a friend of mine. As we know in these changing times some folks with physical and mental challenges are getting hired in various businesses (a good thing IMHO). Well this fellar, I'll call him Scott wernt to get a quick bite to eat at the local fast food joint with his SO. Well they stop at the intercom and he proceeds to order. Well unfortunately there was a slight issue with trying to communicate his order to the person on the other end of the intercom. After the 4th or 5th time he blurted out "What's a matter with you?? Are you some kind of retard or something!!!" As he arrived up to the pick up window he was greeted by a very apologitic female that was obviously mentally challenged. Needless to say he felt like crap, but his SO was less than pleased with him. 2nd My wife and I had purchased our new home and went to 3-day blinds to look for window coverings. The young robust lady was eager to help us make selection offering her professional opinions. I was on the other side of the store when my wife made a comment.....Yep you guessed it "So when are you due?" Well she was rather offended as she was not pregnant. I exited as she made the comment, needless to say my wife was right on my heels. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Just wondering what kind of cool gifts folks got. I got the typical Dad gifts, cologn etc.... Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Cause I am stuck at work and got nothing better to do. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

A terrible accident happened today; While on their honey moon a young couple fell face first into a tackle box with devasating results!! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Correct, thus the disclaimer "if you can" Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

I have been to several DZ's in my brief tenure in skydiving. I have met different DZO's with very different philosophies on business. Just wonder what you all think. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Just one, but it was due to poor body position. The rest have been truly awesome. Phil Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

I am by no means an expert on this topic, for tha you should speak to your instructor and S,T & A. It Appears you would load the Safire at around 1:1 is that correct? Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

After you caught the intial attitude I would have asked for his/her name. The normal response from them would be "Why?" look them straight in the eye and say" We just wanted to know who to hold responsible after the plane crashes when it runs out of fuel" [Evil] Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

only to add: Recently some folks from Europe were over doing Birdman jumps. I do not have the exact specifics to what arrangements they made with the DZ, but they were jumping on Monday and Tuesday when the DZ is normally closed. You'll really enjoy Guano, they are "The Shit!!!" and definately meant in a good way Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Van Damn or Segal, its a frigging tie!!!! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

One word.... CATAPULT!!!! No more kitty on the table Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

0800-0800 120 days per year less vacation time and overtime. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked