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    Remember that time over at Johnny's place? This chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face Man, we just fell about the place If that chick don't wanna know, forget her Easy Does It
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    Friday night they'll be dressed to kill Down at Dino's bar and grill The drink will flow and the blood will spill And of the Boys wanna fight you better let 'em That jukebox in the corner blastin out my favorite songs the nights are getting longer it won't be long Won't be long till summer comes Now that the Boys are here again. Easy Does It
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    They were askin if you were around - How you was where you could be found - Told 'em you were livin down town Drivin all the old men crazy Easy Does It
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    Global Warming. Easy Does It
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    Most all of the pets we've had have been "fixed" and were adopted either from a shelter (in the case of the 2 Springer Spaniels we had) or from a friend. The Boys, Bart and Enzo, were both adopted from friends/neighbors and are neutered. And they are a ton of fun. Except when they tear holes in my waterbed. I'm shopping for a regular mattress. I'm getting tired of patching holes and won't even think of sending the Boys away! Easy Does It
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    meh - I already have one o' those. Does alot more than hold an iPod, too. Mine will even fix me a sammich and grab a beer once in a while. Damn I'm a lucky guy! Easy Does It
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    Man I'm there!!! Easy Does It
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    And I'm outa here -!! Time for skydivin', beer drinkin', motorcycle ridin', and boobie squeezin'. My Mom is doing great - And Life is GOOD!!! Easy Does It
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    Sorry - Lapping compound is a very fine abrasive - Mixes well with motor oil - Will totally destroy an engine very quickly. Takes out all the bearings, oil pump, everything. Not good for salad tossing, no. Easy Does It
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    Leave the window to your house open? Drag the garbage can over under your window, at night, and set it on fire. Easy Does It
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    mmm - Dump a can of lapping compound in his crankcase - (hehehe - I said "dump" - hehehe! ) A bunch of dead minnows in vents of his car too - Swipe one his credit cards and have whole shitload of gay midget porn shipped where he works - - What else can we do? Oh - Smack him on the back of the head with a cricket bat on his out of the bar..... Easy Does It
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    Yeah I got some Coor Light for ya! Easy Does It
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    Replace all the Dinty Moore Beef Stew with Alpo. I've seen most all of these stunts actually done!! Easy Does It
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    Into your fridge I go - Open up a few bottles of beer - Drink 'em - then refill with panther piss and cap 'em off. Easy Does It
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    mmm- How could I piss Linder off - - - Howzabout I wait till your just ready to get on the plane - And I walk up and pull your reserve handle? Easy Does It
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    I could stand on the toilet next to the shower and piss over the curtain on ya - Easy Does It
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    So who's first? I've got the incredible urge to take huge dump in somebodys dinner bowl. Any takers? Easy Does It
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    Nah - your not alone. I could give a flying fuck less either. Matter of fact, all of the sops on that show could be standing here in front of me and I wouldn't have a clue who they are. Easy Does It
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    Socks suck. I wear plastic bread bags instead, sometimes with the bread still in it. Easy Does It
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    Jamaica - Best place I've been so far. But I've got lots of places to visit yet. One the most memorable parts of the trip was hanging out with the bus driver and a couple locals while the the ladies were all shopping. Drank some Red Stripes, got a little smiley with'em - We had a blast! Easy Does It
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    :3:0 Very cool weekend - ! Easy Does It
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    Cheaters

    Dumpster replied to mamajumps's topic in The Bonfire

    Absolutely. Been there - Done that - Got the t-shirt - And it's very uncomfortable, ugly t-shirt. Easy Does It
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    You - - - That - - - Jeez - - - HURL!! Easy Does It
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    No sagging body parts on the girls I date. Therefore there is nothing to report. Easy Does It
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    RW - Usually between 3000 - 3500. Sometimes a little lower if circumstances require a longer track. Easy Does It