Dumpster

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  1. Make/Model aside - I'm dating the wrong women. Easy Does It
  2. She's Nancy, my current partner-in-crime. Easy Does It
  3. How's this for 40? Easy Does It
  4. It doesn't bother me - Who knows, maybe I'll get LUCKY on a Friday night for a change!!! Easy Does It
  5. I blame my addiction to skydiving on Global Warming. And Al Gore. And the Internet, which of course was invented by Al Gore, who is also the worlds foremost expert on Global Warming. Easy Does It
  6. Corn Freaks! Corn Freaks! Corn Freaks! Corn Freaks! Easy Does It
  7. Ask Al Gore - He invented that, too. Easy Does It
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    Another - Must-Own - movie - Top Secret. Easy Does It
  9. Not including trade publications - PC photo (just started getting it) Maxim Popular Mechanics Parachutist Skydiving Trade mags - Uptime Maintenance Technology Plant Services I think theres' an MRO quarterly thing I get, too. Easy Does It
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    Reminds me of my answer when asked my age - just recently - "Old enough to know better and too young to care" Easy Does It
  11. Dumpster

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    I know how you feel - Some of the engineers and scientists I work with have had thier entire sense of humor replaced by education. So sad indeed. Easy Does It
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    I love this movie. Best prop in the the whole show was the "I Love Toxic Waste" T-shirt Val Kilmer wore. I want one! Easy Does It
  13. I don't remember when I turned lagal - Best party I ever had !!! Easy Does It
  14. Last time i was sober, man i felt bad Worst hangover that i ever had It took six hamburgers and scotch all night Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right 'cos if you wanna run cool If you wanna run cool If you wanna run cool, you got to run On heavy, heavy fuel My life makes perfect sense Lust and food and violence Sex and money are my major kicks Get me in a fight i like dirty tricks 'cos if you wanna run cool Yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run On heavy, heavy fuel My chick loves a man who's strong The things she'll do to turn me on I love the babes, don't get me wrong Hey, that's why i wrote this song I don't care if my liver is hanging by a thread Don't care if my doctor says i ought to be dead When my ugly big car won't climb this hill I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill 'cos if you wanna run cool If you wanna run cool Yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run On heavy, heavy fuel (edited to fix the lyrics-) Easy Does It
  15. Yes, she said no - But that's OK. But just the same - It's been a helluva week, I'm not on call - and I drink cheap beer. Let's go get drunk and be somebody! Easy Does It
  16. To get absolutely, demonically drunk tonight. Just seems like a very sensible thing to do. Easy Does It
  17. All you'll need is your under armor, a pair of jeans and a long-sleeve t-shirt under your jump suit. And gloves. Nothing fancy, no big trick to it. You'll be fine. You'll probably be sweating on your way back to the packing shed. Easy Does It
  18. Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner - - - - Easy Does It
  19. Different boots and a sniper veil and it's perfect. Easy Does It
  20. Thanks Cora - !! Easy Does It
  21. Did it - Called her - Had good chat - But the feeling is pretty far from mutual. Kept a stff upper lip. At least now I know. And we're still cool. Time for this kid to crash. It's been a long day. Easy Does It
  22. And what's totally mucking things up is that I'm currently dating some one right now - (guess I should have mentioned that alot earlier-) A very nice lady she is, but I also know she's not going to be the one I'll be with forever. But how the hell was I to know I'd have this hit me so hard!!?? Or at all?? I should let this go unrequited? "Woman, lovely Woman - Nature made thee to temper man--- Easy Does It
  23. I can't really put my finger on any one particular thing about her that makes me feel this way. We've known each other pretty much on a casual basis for about 6 years. Jumped together a little. Even argued a little. Years go by and I find myself on my own again after a divorce. Haven't really seen or spoken to her in a good while. I began to wonder if I would ever feel *wonderful* again, about any one. Then out of the blue something pops up that reminds me of her and well - - Look what happens! Even if she doesn't feel the same way - At least I know I AM capable of feeling that way about some one, and that has come as a real releif. I was beginning to worry my self there for a bit! Easy Does It
  24. Oh yeah - Lots of "what-ifs" going through my head. At least if I get shot down - She and I aren't regulars anywhere in common - - DZ or otherwise. I'm also confident she won't hold it against me. The worst she can do is say no? Easy Does It