freeflyimpaired

Hey there is someone else here. Thanks for the reply I'm bored out of my mind. I don't know if I'll stay up much longer than one more beer or not, we'll see if any one else feels like posting or not. Checking out your profile, how come you haven't made a jump yet? If you don't mind me asking. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Hello. Hello............anybody out there? I'm usually just a lurker, but this saturday night stuff is pretty slow. I think I'll give this post whoring thing a shot. Weather sucks as usual here in the crazy state of Nebraska. Sounds like its not that great anywhere though. With the wife out of town and no jumping I'm sitting at home by myself waiting for someone to post something interesting. Anybody want to have a beer with me? I'm cute I promise. Or just post and tell me I'm not a loser for hanging out here on my weekends. I could use the positive reinforcement. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Try this: A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Stop doing that. Don't do that anymore. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

We've got an outfit here named "The Lawn Sharks". The owner made a skydive a few years back. I always thought that name was pretty funny. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Sorry bout that. (I try to stay out of speakers corner) But in your defense you were very very very intoxicated. Still I think drinking the antibacterial hand soap might have been a little over the top. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Dude, we have video of you licking cow shit off of someone elses foot for 4 jump tickets. Sorry, but I doubt you'll ever get laid again. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Yeah, same thing down here. Got a couple in before the wind picked up but we were done by noon. Tommorro does look good, hang in there man. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

2005 goals: Make more jumps with hot chicks and stare at their chests. jk. Seriously, I would like to compete. Hard to find in the midwest but I'll travel somewhere by the end of summer. I'll lose but it will be fun. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

hahahahaha Fire is baaaaad! "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

True, true. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

My wife has never been impressed with the "woo woo" and I don't understand why not. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

What if they spit? "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Stop it, you're makin me blush "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Just regular garter snakes. A little more red than what we usually have around here. One of them looks like he ate something about as big as himself pretty recently. Snakes are cool. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Caught these guys in my yard yesterday. They were so cute I had to take some pics before I let them go. Enjoy. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Dang Addie. Lookin good. Get back here and jump with me again some time. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Same thing happened to me. Why do I let the trolls get to me? "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Its just muscle memory. Your body has never had to do that before. Keep practicing and soon you'll be able to find a happy medium between legs all the way down in a stand and legs all the way up against your chest. Learning is the fun part. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Pack my own rig every single time, and will rarely turn down the opportunity to make 5 bucks packing for someone else. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Nic pics man. Space balls are a blast. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

I'm not trying to pick a fight here, but I don't think that you've handled the situation correctly if you wanted PD to take your complaint seriously. Bashing the entire company online makes you look upset and vengfull rather than a potential customer. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

Let me get this straight. You were impatient and you told him he sucked, and you think he was unprofessional. Thats funny. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

No. We're Lincoln Sport Parachute Club in between Lincoln and Omaha. We just have our boogie there because our airport isn't big enough for a boogie. Don't get to upset if you don't make the KA on the 4th. (there will be one in Ft. Dodge over labor day) There are plenty of boogies around the area if your willing to drive a few hours. So that when your ready it will be easy to do. And when you start going to the area boogies we'll probably meet each other. Blue Skies till then, Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

***Yeah, the winds are a huge pain in my ass, but such is life. I think I can easily get 4 jumps a day in, even at Luverne, as long as the weather cooperates. *** I know what your talking about, I'm only a few hours south of you in NE. I had to go through a winter and spring on student status. That was so depressing after winter it looked so nice and warm out but the winds were never below 15mph. Take advantage of the good weather days. Jump alot and learn as much as you can every jump, you can make it. And if you enjoy that King Air we're having our boogie just two weeks later in Council Bluffs IA. Skyvan and an Otter. Come on down and get them in your log book. Blue skies, Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."