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Amen! I find it "distracting" when I spend more time gawking at the phenomenal nastiness of the guy(s) than I'm spending ogling at the actual fornicating. Besides, if watching porn is just engaging in a sexual fantasy, then in *my* fantasy I’d like to be a good looking fella screwin’ the hottie.
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I think chicks with shaved heads are hot! Do it! Do it! Do it!
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Ummmmmmmm....
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Nerd's Law #1: People do dumb things around those whom they find sexually attractive. Disclaimer: Nerd reserves the right to rephrase his immutable laws of intergender relationships at any time if such a change will increase overall clarity and understanding of said laws.
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When I got to college, all I anticipated doing was PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! But very quickly I got bored with that lifestyle and discovered that I really liked what I was studying. I started making fun of myself, saying I'd become this colossal nerd. It just kinda stuck, since most of my friends agreed with that assessment. Since "nerd" is always taken as a username, I added the 137 which is the number of my favorite undergrad college class.
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I believe polar bears also kill in this manner. I believe some dog breeds do too, like pit bulls, for example. Don't think so. I think all animals kill for either food or to protect themselves from some threat. Or, in the case of pit bulls, because they've been trained to fight.
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That's the impression that I'm under as well. We suck.
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Nope. Just for food.
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The political group or the animal?
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Is it just my imagination, or has Chelle posted more than a few sex posts/polls. Not that I mind, just an observation. Oh, yeah, and to respond to your question: I've never had it done to me...but that's not because I lack the desire!
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Awwww.....where did everybody go?
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Now THAT would make a great movie!! "Endless Summer" for skydiving.
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I'm sure he was serious. I, on the other hand, was borrowing his real-life experience to highlight the overbearing sillyiness of the plot of "Cutaway." Sheesh.
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Hmmm....apparently I didn't lay on the sarcasm thick enough.
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Yeah, but when you arrived at the boogie circuit did you dramatically drop your bag, turn to the local jumpers, and solemnly proclaim in a low voice, "I'm cutting away" as everyone on the dropzone rejoiced and showered you with cheers of brotherly support? ...and then get smothered with pies?
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I'm so embarrassed. I went to UCSB.
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I'm busting up over here! LOL Holy shit, that movie was so bad.
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Do you like that in a man?
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Class is how much money you have and what kind of neighborhood you live in.
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Er, actually I meant "Chubby-ass Cheeks." Get it? Ok, so, um, I feel like a rock star 'cause I made the cut and was posted on Elsinore's "Around the DZ" web page, but, jesus, I'm wee bit surprised at the fullness of my face. The breadth of my noodle. The girth of that lump 3 feet above my ass. My head looks like a bowling ball sitting on a shelf! But maybe I'm being too hard on myself. I figure the only way to settle the matter is to throw myself to the wolves and put this psuedo-study out into the field. Please, be gentle.
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Yup. Those are the ones that I crave.
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Hee hee hee....THOSE kinds of nipples are my FAVORITE.
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Nah, I didn't forget.
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I'll tap you on the shoulder next time I see you. I'm pretty sure I've recognized you from your avatar pic. Ha! That'll be funny if I tap the shoulder of the wrong person. Here's me from REAL far away: CLICKY (I have more hair now.)
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Ah, yes...thanx for reminding me. I have to pick some up for my next excursion to the dropzone.