nerd137

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  1. I started fairly early - at 15 - but my best days in the sex department were in high school...it's been all downhill since then. Hahaha. It's kinda ironic, most people weren't having regular sex at that age, but I was. I felt so pimpish. Now that I'm older, it seems like most people my age ARE getting regular sex, but I'm not. I guess I did things backwards!
  2. Only the 2nd person to view the post saw the total of 1 vote in the 3 - 5 year category. I was wondering how long I'd get away with that. Hahaha. I may have jumped the gun a bit...it'll be 3 years next month. And, yeah, this is a new personal record.
  3. Okay, I know we just had a thread on this topic, but I'm terribly bored right now, and when I'm bored my mind defaults to thinking about sex. Besides, the other thread lacked a poll and I think polls are spiffy. So, here we go...
  4. Nah, nah, nah...see, you've got the wrong TV show concept. The girl in "Out Of This World" just touched her index fingers together to stop and restart time. I suppose, of course, that someone like, oh, say, the government or an evil mad scientist, could attack you and pull your hands apart before you could stop time, and then cut your fingers off...but what are the odds???
  5. I'd like be able to stop time whenever I wanted. Like that girl in "Out Of This World." Remember that show? Man, I'd always get enough sleep, always get all my work done on time, and I'd have plenty of time to do anything and everything I wanted! That would be waaaaaay cooooool!
  6. [CENTER][B]LMAO!!![/CENTER][/B]
  7. Maybe if I start calling myself "Boinky" instead of "nerd" my chances of scoring would improve. What do y'all think? Or something else which has a little more sexual potency behind it. Hmmmmm....
  8. Seems that there are both (1) quite a few folks here who need to get some action, and (2) quite a few folks willing to donate their services. Here's a thought: the 1st annual dz.com orgy! Bow bow, chika-chicka, bow bow... (...or has that already been suggested and vetoed?)
  9. Nah - no hurry. I dunno...you should at least get your feet wet! Personally, I've found sex to be waaaaay more trouble that it's worth, but I had a wide range of yummy experiences to enjoy before I came to that conclusion. Not that I wouldn't mind some sex...but I'm just fine sitting on my ass, waiting for IT to come to ME!
  10. Next month it will be three years for me. Thank god for internet porn!!
  11. nerd137

    Yes or NO

    I voted NO. I'm a cynic. ...and I work in customer service. My favorite answer is "NO!" Hahahahaha... has anyone else seen that David Spade commercial for CapitalOne (or whatever credit card it was)? "Lemmme think...umm, NO!" lol
  12. I can't say I regret starting...but only because I have quit. When I was smoking, especially when I was really heavy, I regretted it constantly. But there were also a few times in my life when I was so severly depressed that a cigarette was all I looked forward to from day to day. (I've read some studies that suggests that nicotine affects the brain in similar ways to anti-depressants.) I suppose there IS some truth to the suggestion that I look back at my smoking years with some fondness. Quitting was one of the hardest things I have ever done...and one of the best. I feel so much better now that I don't smoke. (FYI - I define "smoker" as smoking every day.) Although it may seem hypocritical or at least a contradiction to love and hate smoking simultaneously...but isn't that just part of the addicts's credo?
  13. Guess they weren't for you. (You're lucky!) I wish that I felt the same way back when I started, but I really enjoyed them. And the more addicted I became, the better they tasted. But I don't deny that physically they made me feel like total shit. I'd have coughing fits, get winded going up a flight of stairs, my chest hurt all the time, etc, etc. That's why I quit. But they were also a mental crutch for me for 11 years - they helped me feel good during bad times and even better during good moments. (Yes, even with all the physical aggrivation, they still made me feel good.) That's a tough psychological habit to simply forget and discard. My whole ex-girlfriend analogy? I just use that for shits 'n giggles.
  14. ME! ME! ME! Too bad it ain't gonna happen. (I'm waaaaaay deprived. I haven't kissed ANYONE in about 16 months! Lame, huh? )
  15. Personally, I kinda enjoy it when people smoke at my DZ. (Or anywhere else I might be.) I used to smoke like 30 cigarettes a day, but quit about 2 years ago. But I still think about smoking alllllllll the time. When I see/smell cigarette smoke, it's like seeing a beautifal, long lost ex-girlfriend who I still feel a deep love for, but know it's better that we're apart because the relationship was too dysfunctional. (D E E P S I G H) However, I still allow myself "one night stands" under certain circumstances: (1) When I'm in Vegas, (2) when I'm out of the country, and (3) If someone I know dies. I also tell myself if I ever sleep with a supermodel, I'll celebrate with a smoke. Or if I have to go to prision, I might as well start again. And if I live to 85, fuck it, I'm starting for sure! Um, yeah, I think that's all. Anyway, most of the time, I can carry on just fine with only my occational brushes with second-hand smoke. Mmmmmm!
  16. nerd137

    My new car!

    I like those RSX's a lot. For myself, I tend to like body designs that are a little more extravagant. I bought this 2004 Celica GT-S last February and it has been awesome! (See photo attached.) The body kit gives it just that special flare that I like. On the other hand, your car is definitely faster than mine! Everytime I see a sports car on the road with an automatic transmission, I weep. It took me a while too to get used to the 6 gear trans...especially downshifting 3 gears when dire acceleration is needed...but it's soooooo cool!
  17. Okay, um, I realize I'm a little late here, but I just happened to be perusing this thread and came across Conundrum's panty pics. Good god almighty! You're like, really pretty, 'n stuff. At the risk of being, oh, I dunno, waaaaay outta line... Conundrum, will you marry me? I'm quite a catch, honest!
  18. Well, I did say that I had a big smile on my face...that was my way of saying I was relaxed. Haha. Me? Freak you out? Nah, no way. Uh-uh. Wouldn't happen. I'm too...oh, what's the word...ummmm....oh!...r e l a x e d.
  19. PS - I live in Southern California. "Winter" here just means the sun sets a few hours earlier. Weather didn't affect my decision one way or another.
  20. How bad do you want it? After my first tandem I was so hooked I pulled out a loan (with a low interest rate) for the costs of getting my A license and paid the whole thing upfront. I've been going once a week, but I've heard of many people scrambling through AFF in a matter of days. I'm not in that much of a rush, but sliding my card every week would still have bummed me out. Now I can almost pretend I'm jumping for free each week! Haha. Denial is strong in me. Also, word 'round the campfire is that those who wait long periods between jumps have a harder time. But that's just what I heard. See ya!
  21. ...AND NOW, THE STARTLING CONCLUSION... I'm thrilled to report that the windtunnel was a HUGE help for me! HUGE, HUGE, HUGE. I did 15 minutes, and by the end I was leaping into the tunnel with a big smile on my face, doing 360's, moving forward, moving backward, up, down, all on command. It totally boosted my confidence. Five days later I did my AFF 3 jump again and it went perfect! It was definitely my most enjoyable jump yet. (Well, I ate shit on the landing, but that's not really concerning me too much...I'll land the next one on my feet. ) And between the tunnel time and this jump I can skip on to AFF 5 for my next jump. Woo-hoo! I wanna say "thanx" to everyone who gave me advice in regards to my post here. I really appreciated what everyone had to say! So: "Thanx!" I sooooooo can't wait until my next jump!
  22. Ditto on that! Actually, ditto on your whole post. Except, I never was thinking "Wow! That is soooo cool." Instead, I was thinking, "Hmph. That's strange. How the hell did I get upside down? Shit." [
  23. lol...I feel better now. Hee hee hee. Did your instructors ever catch up to you, or were you on your own for the whole dive?