Jessica
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Someone I hate tells people it's a rune meaning "closure." It's the only clever thing he's ever said. Skydiving is for cool people only
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It makes me happy to inspire such passion, even if it is hatred-oriented. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Me. The casting couch is right over there. Looking at that A-list of stars, I'm wondering who's going to pay for this movie? Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yep, that's right. I sure do. I veritably pine for you. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Christian Slater. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Awwww, look everyone! Clay is willing to have his spirit broken and manhood shackled by me! Fine...a little lonely.... Skydiving is for cool people only
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Duh, Justin Timberlake. His big-screen breakthrough. Skydiving is for cool people only
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What do you care, you have a girlfriend. Unless she's into sharing! Skydiving is for cool people only
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In my avatar? Yes, it says "George Harrison." That was at a Halloween party two years ago; Seth's lobotomy was around Halloween last year. I'm blonde now though. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I know...I love that shot.... Skydiving is for cool people only
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Seth's lobotomy. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Michele is that woman who used to be on "Dream On" then played the fashion editor on "Just Shoot Me," Wendie Malick. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Viking should be Scott from the Austin Powers movies, whatever his name is. Clay is Norm MacDonald. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Mike Meyers has to play someone, I don't care who. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I'm right here, you sexy bitch. Skydiving is for cool people only
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D'oh! Thank you. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Nooooo, not Becky...she was the bitchy, slutty one. I'm Darlene, the bitchy, sullen one. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Hee hee hee.... Admit it, you think I'm the awesomest strumpet ever. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I know. Come over here and let me beat you. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Quit flirting with me, Bill. I thought you were engaged. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Quit flirting with me, Justin. I thought you were married. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Don't flirt with me, you man whore. I thought you had a girlfriend now. Skydiving is for cool people only
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The girl who played Darlene on "Roseanne" can be me. All she has to do is slouch in a chair and look pissed off anyway. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I would just like to randomly point out that billvon must be feeling extra saucy today. His posts are getting me all riled up in empathic bitchiness. Two snaps and a circle, girlfriend! Skydiving is for cool people only