Jessica
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AWESOME. I love well written spoken word. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Absolutely fascinating. Please identify and explain. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Eh? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Don't start until the sunset load leaves the ground, generally. Then it's anarchy. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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All righty...I recently was on a load where there were also one tandem and two hop n pops out of a smallish plane. Hop n pops got out at 5K. Tandem instructor didn't hook up student. That made me really nervous. What if, God forbid, a hop n popper's pilot chute escaped and ripped off the tail or something? Ya know? Should I have said something? Am I being crazy anal? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Curiosity piqued. I need information to understand, though. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Hey, wicked. Who's coming? What are the "official" dates? Yeehaw! I'll be there for sure! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Hey Viking -- if you'd had to pull your cutaway and/or reserve, you can still get at them with your shirt covering 'em. Just grasp them, even if there's material covering them, and yank as hard as you can. Don't waste time trying to pull your shirt away from the handles, if you're ever in a situation like that and have to use your emergency procedures. Of course, check with instructors. My nickname vote: Disco Gumby. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I'm gonna second this question. It's a 10-hour drive for me, so even if I can swing a couple of days off, that would SUCK. I'd much rather Southwest it. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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No boobie e-mails, But I might head out to the Mardi Gras boogie. Bring beads. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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12K's not enough today. Someone show boobies; let's get to 14. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Sometimes Clay Fowler is like the pot who's telling the kettle it's black Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Nose ran in freefall. Altitude a mystery; goggles blurred by snot. Landed two miles out; broke into church, called DZ. A truck came for me. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Actually, chess is pretty hard-core. I get really serious during the games, and take like, five minutes to plan a move. I've even been known to get violent when things aren't going well. Of course, I've also been known to get violent at the video store, so maybe it's just me. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Austin D. Powers and I feel the same tonight: "And I'm spent." Good night! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Cold and empty bed, you hold no allure for me tonight or ever. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Edited "s" out of my haiku. Don't want to look dumb or nothin. Perhaps it is time for this lonely editor to get into bed. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Alarmed, clutching chest! Please do not hate me just for my rapid haiku. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I figured that you would call me on that. Sex is very important.
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This one, I think, is my favorite of all the posts in this thread tonight. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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FallingMarc is a nymphomaniac, only for air, not for sex Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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You learn something new every day; now I know it's "haiku" with no "s" Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I may be a whore, she mused, but posting is my only slutishness. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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1:30 a.m. Not sleepy, but not awake. Think I'll make some posts. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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You get a gold star!! Where would you like me to put it...? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!