Jessica
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Hmm, don't think it can be the weather...Texas is always beautiful... Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Whastsa matta? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I'm so sad. No more drinking on Friday and Saturday nights unless my ass is already at the DZ. Siiiiiiigh. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I slept too late to go to the DZ. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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*clap clap clap* Anyway, bill2, watch what happens when a living, breathing whuffo shows up in the forums. We treat them with a hell of a lot more respect than we show each other. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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*preparing resume to send to LA* Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Cause that's only an hour and a half. I can still spell/type when I'm plastered..it's the fucking 8th wonder of the world.... Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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...and the bars close at 2 a.m. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I'm kind of drunk too...you learn to down 'em fast when you get off work at 12:30 p.m. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Ooh, Arthur! You sexy little beast! I love those black-and-white "I'm sexy" photos. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Heh, there's a LOT of stuff on these forums I find tiring. Oh well, too bad for me, I'm only one member of a huge community. Yeah, I can give you this. I'm just wondering by whose standard we judge a poseur. I don't have time to jump much -- does that make ME a poseur? Anyway, TRUE poseurs are in a private hell of their own making. How sad to be so close to something, but still unable to really embrace it. I'm not laughing, I'm scowling! No wait, I'm laughing.
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What about piercings? Does anyone know? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Hell, can I come too? That's my idea of a great afternoon. (If it's raining, of course.) Substitute basketball or hockey for the football, and I'll throw in the drunken monkey sex. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Eric, next election, I'm writing YOU in. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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We're skydivers. We exaggerate. It's starting to irritate me that, on a SKYDIVING forum, we can't kick back and pretend to be superior. I'm pretty sure most of us are aware we're not, in fact, better. But we do have this pretty amazing thing in common, this thing that those who haven't done it don't understand, and it's just out-and-out frustrating to spend most of your time in a world where your favorite hobby is looked at as, at best, an eccentricity. Coming here is a relief, and yeah, we're gonna talk trash. We're just a bunch of old men at the 19th hole making up stories about our golf day. I don't see the problem with that. I think it's just as bad to judge someone's level of involvement as it is to make fun of whuffos. People do what they can do, whether it's time, money, or fear holding them back, and who is anyone else to put them down for that? I just disagree with you. It's not a flame. Defensive!! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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God, we just had this thread, didn't we? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forums/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=forumtalkback&Number=77221&page=5&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&part= Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Be afraid. Do not mock us; we are quick to anger. Muahahahahahah! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Yeah, but you do admit a jumper's ideal is to be with another jumper, right? What I'M talking about is dating guys who a) belittle my jumping because it's something they're afraid to try b) pretend that they're interested in jumping, but actually aren't and won't even come out to the dropzone to hang out with me because then that makes it put up or shut up time. I've been involved in skydiving for a year and a half, and I'm a social 25-year-old, and I've dated a LOT of whuffos in that time. And unfortunately, they all seem to fall into one of those two categories. I think there must be a gender disparity. Average girls think guys who do extreme things are sexy. Average guys, on the other hand, are intimidated by girls who do extreme things. But that's just my bitter, 25-year-old spinster take on things. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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What is that in French? Je voudrais savoir. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Wow, I totally dig that! Is it original art? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Absolutely. They tend to feel emasculated. And I've completely stopped buying, "Wow, I've always wanted to do that!" Now I flip them 35 cents and say, "Call me when you do." Well, not really, but it would be cool.
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Heh! You ARE kinda drunk, aren'tcha? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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You know what though? (Yes, I'm a post whore, but it's late at night so that makes it okay.) I'll tell you a TRUE story like that; maybe that'll make it up to you. I was working on the news desk of a paper, talking on the phone with an editor about the story budget. I had a particularly large amount of space to fill that day. He mentioned a story that he could give me, and said he could probably trim it down to 70 lines. There are 7 lines to an inch of news column. "Steve," I said, "I can take a hell of a lot more than 10 inches if you've got it." We were both quiet for a moment. Then continued our conversation normally, except for my (and, I bet, his) bright red face. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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You weren't slighted. You were educated. In fact, I think YOU owe ME for not allowing you to live in ignorance. So, I say, make me an offer. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I think you should just all hand-letter cardboard signs that say "DZ.COM?" and carry them around, like at an airport arrival gate. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!