Jessica
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Are you a jumper? Frame a photo of the two of you doing something skydiver-y together. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Besides skydiving.... I want to be a good person, and do good things. I always want to keep learning. I want to do work that fulfills my idealistic sensibilities. I want to have a family. I want people to be glad to know me. But I also want to have fun! And lots of it, damn it.
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How many jumps can you get out of a line set? Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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I've been jumping an F-111 main (PD 170 with ~400 jumps) since I bought my gear, and I'm really wanting to downsize a little and go ZP, cause right now I have little penetration and even less flare. But! I already spend more on skydiving than I do on rent. So I got to looking at some used gear ads, and it looks like I can get a heavily used Sabre or Triathalon 150 for cheap. By heavily used, I'm talking 800-1300 jumps, and by cheap, I mean $250-$500. Would this be a practical investment? I want to start jumping more, but "more" for me translates to "still not that much," so I wouldn't be putting tons of wear on any canopy I buy right off the bat. Thanks! Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Yeehaw! Sounds like nice people. I'm glad y'all got to go up!
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A recent breakup (yep, Zennie) and hearing a couple of radio hosts take a mic along on a tandem. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Damn it, they just put it on at work. I threw the obligatory hissy fit, but now I'm fascinated. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Thanks so much for posting this, Kelly.
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Who is she?! I'll fucking kick her ass!!!! Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Ack! *looking in alarm at canopy spread all over living room floor* *stuffing unpacked rig in gear bag* Okay...on my way Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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LOL! John, you butt head!!!!! It's not my fault, it was the liquor. Anyway, I called, and manifest said to check back in an hour and see what the pilot sez. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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D'oh, who told you that? It's not true! I'm easy even when I'm not drunk. Oh, I mean, when I'm drunk I'm not any easier than usual. Damn it, what I mean is that easiness and drunkenness are independent of each other with me. Oh hell. I can't think right now. I'm too drunk and horny. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Bonne anniversaire! Don't drink any cheep beer -- this is YOUR day! Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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ARGGH I bypassed the bar and went straight home from work and to bed last night so I could get up bright and early and go skydiving.... Well, it's early, but that slate-colored sky sure isn't fucking bright. Where the hell is the beer? It's SuperBowl Sunday so I can start drinking at 9, right? Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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We need more deets! Who met who? Impressions? Who got drunk? Who passed out? Etc.! Enquiring minds want to know! Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Okay, you know what? I want to see some examples of honest-to-god, malicious mocking of whuffos. I really do. From this forum. Someone PM them to me, please, or post them sans poster's name. I think, when we start drawing parallels between our chatter here and racist/sexist jokes, we're starting to take ourselves waaaaaay too seriously. For the record: some of my best friends are whuffos. Oh man, I just cracked myself up....
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Hey, that's cool, Mark. I remember thinking you were conspicuously absent from the forums after the upgrade last Feb., and I was happy to see you start posting again. Welcome back to the sky! Shed that uncomfortable coat of whuffoness! Maybe I'll run into you as we pass each other at the tunnel camps.
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Damn it, it's not polite to kiss and tell. Remind me not to sleep with you. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Hmm, yes, that sounds adaquate. Please get started on this paperwork.... It's quite extensive, so you'll want to get cracking right away. Hey, I just realized something though...dating someone at a different DZ means I'll never get laid! Fuck THAT! Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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So I got my knife today...a nice one, metal, $20ish. And I'm looking at it, thinking...this thing ain't cutting no RISER. Am I just grossly misjudging the knife's capabilities? It's just sooo small. It seems like it would take a lot of time/altitude to saw through risers with it. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Yep, and that's why, as frustrating as they are, I don't rule out whuffos entirely. I just don't need the drama of a dropzone relationship. I've decided I need a jumper who goes to a different dropzone.
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And how do I do that? I've already got a vigorous training regimen. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Well DAMN IT TO HELL Remi, you ever hear of the word DISCRETION? Apparently fucking NOT!!! (Not that I ever sent him any photos of me in a thong, you understand.) Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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HEY HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS WEARING A -- oh, never mind. Well the weather's pretty in San Antonio, anyway, and I'm a selfish little monkey and I don't care about anyone else. Heheeh! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Heh! Me too! I was a little disturbed when I realized there were people I'd kissed whose names I'd never even known in the first place.... But we'll chalk it up to being young and foolish. Even when we're 80.